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Department of State finalizing plan to put Trump's picture on U.S. passports. — The Bulwark/FOX

The DeSantis Dummymander blatantly violates Florida’s Fair Districts Amendment banning partisan gerrymandering. It also violates the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution by nakedly targeting communities of color. See you in Court.

@micah_erfan @shesrightshow we already know Republicans never ask for consent

Floridians are overwhelmingly against this mid-cycle gerrymander. But that doesn't matter, because unlike in California and Virginia, Republicans aren't asking the people for their consent.

I saw Jimmy Kimmel hurt grandpa's fragile feelings again? Good. TEAM KIMMEL 🔥

These are the people telling you to keep the hateful rhetoric down. 🙄

“You’re having to rebrand ICE to NICE?” “Yes, Dave.” “Because the hype beast montages of splitting families turned the country against you?” “That’s correct, Dave.”

IF YOU CANNOT HOLD THE PRESIDENT TO BASIC DECORUMS OF SPEECH, NO ONE WILL TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WHEN YOU BEG FOR OTHERS TO DO THE SAME.

999 days left until the end of the Trump regime. Are we going to make it?

🚨 NEW: It is now illegal for data brokers to sell customers' locations in Virginia.

i’ll bet this hits so hard if you’re stupid

I can't believe we're even having this conversation: In the last ten years, NOBODY has engaged in more violent political rhetoric than Donald Trump.

The damage is so bad at TPUSA will Erika Kirk be stepping down?

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

The people who built gallows to execute a sitting VP on Jan. 6 are demanding that you turn down the temperature.

“Toning down the rhetoric”

@WhickTv yeah, it makes no sense for them to say they’re going to use a different methodology when the whole point is that they’re not APPLYING their methodology they’ll just keep picking and choosing who to apply their “v2” methodology to

Y'all just straight lie though. Its not about your methodology, its more about your selective application of said methodology. No one can, or should, trust you.

Jimmy Kimmel responds to Melania and Donald Trump after they called for his firing over a joke he made about them: “It was 5 days ago. It was a pretend roast. I said our first lady, Melania’s here. Look at her, so beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow—which obviously was a joke about their age difference and the look of joy we see on her face every time they’re together. It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he’s almost 80 and she’s younger than I am. It was not, by any stretch of the definition, a call to assassination. And they know that.”

Hakeem Jeffries responds to Karoline Leavitt: She wants to lecture us about civility? Get lost. Clean up your own house before you have anything to say to us.

AOC is a “hell no” on using taxpayer money to pay for Trump’s ballroom/palace. PabloReports: Now Republicans are saying taxpayers are going to be on the hook for this ballroom? AOC: Hell no. They demolished the East Wing without any sort of process, which is deeply shocking. The idea that they’re going to build this palace on the taxpayer’s dime—after they said that whatever billionaire they had a sweetheart deal with was going to foot the bill—is not acceptable.