StartupsLikeJokes

Most start-ups are like an undersized T-Shirt Never was a good fit for the founder

Start ups are like The Superbowl. You get hyped before it starts, but by the second quarter you're trying to find a way to stay awake. #startups

Startups are like Teslas: sleek and impressive, yet often running out of juice sooner than expected.

Start-ups are like erectile disfunction. Always looking for the raise that never comes.

Startups are like roses: look good, smell nice, but often don't last long