Ron Stampler

In the lake. straight up “catching it”. And by “it”, haha, well. Let’s just say. My dinner.

Give me an R! Give me an O! Give me an N! Give me a space! Give me an S! Give me a T! Give me an A! Give me an M! Give me a P! Give me an L! Give me an E! Give me an R!

// heard my brother listening to the podcast randomly. I think he’s on episode 4 or something??? They’re in neverwinter

Who up ronning they stampler

// Heartwarming: This Ron Stampler parody account still tweets like it’s 2024

@newstarsong I would not be transphobic. This is because my son is transgender. Or at least that’s what the coffee whispers in my ear.

transmasc!Henry: hey guys… im coming out as transgender i hope that's okay with yall transphobic!Ron: Oh. transmed!Glenn: Are you getting the surgery or what?? chaser!Darryl: No dont get the surgery Henry

Happy new year. Retweet if you cried.

There once was a man named Ron Stampler

I’m a good boy.

“6 7”

Alas, poor Henry. I knew him, Darryl.

Living the sparkling water life. #LaCroixforLife #BlessedByTheLord #SavedByJesusChrist #JoinYourLocalChurchToday #AdmissionToHeavenIsFree

I’m 300 days sober off coffee.

Willy Stampler

He’s dead.

I’m ready for the big ride baby. As long as it doesn’t lead through a portal again. #StillRecoveringFromThoseTraumaticEvents #ILoveMySonTerryStampler

Wow, the fish sure are #biting today. Please stop. Please stop biting it hurts

Big tuna

I miss my wife. She’s in the other room and I don’t want to get up.

I’ve developed a rare disorder. It’s called being awesome sauce.