Steve

My last tweet. I’ll be back when Elon bankrupts this company and somebody else buys it up.

@Stonekettle Stares in CWO. If you see that stare, you know you fucked something up. You just don’t know what.

@Stonekettle Wow that was close. Thanks Jim

@Stonekettle @GOPLeader Me: Ok your going to get the country on track, whatever that means. What are you actually going to do? McCarthy: Oh, you misunderstand. It’s time to get the country on track, sure. But we’re not going to do anything about it. Lol

@elonmusk “I’ll use my power to get everyone to follow me. If you don’t follow me, you don’t get a voice in policy decisions.”

Fascinating to watch Twitter Trump poll!

@elonmusk Said the pyromaniac watching his own house burn.

@FamilyGuyonFOX MAKE US LAUGH NOW

you're welcome ❤️ celebrate my 400th episode with me on sunday!

@funder #1 Treason

Name all the crimes Trump committed that he must be indicted for.

@Stonekettle @AnneWheaton “Where the hell is Major Kong?”

@DonaldJTrumpJr You can tell Putin, we said, No.

Since it was Ukraine's missile that hit our NATO ally Poland, can we at least stop spending billions to arm them now?

@unusual_whales Retail investors have had enough time to figure out how to make money in this market.

"Stocks can't bottom until the retail investor gives up," NewEdge's Cameron Dawson has said.

@JordanMeehan @Stonekettle How about hog tying him, cover him in peanut butter and stick him in a cage with Punxsutawney Phil.

@elonmusk You think people are leaving now? Bring back Trump and the silence will be deafining.

Twitter feels increasingly alive

@Stonekettle Congratulations grandpa

@Stonekettle I remember some topsiders, nice guys, did their jobs, but HOLY SHIT, were they dumb. The military doesn’t need everyone to have a brain.

@_Peace_Love_US Yes

@elonmusk Please tell me you don’t hire any smuck off the street to build you rockets.

As Twitter pursues the goal of elevating citizen journalism, media elite will try everything to stop that from happening

@Stonekettle I’ve seen him do some stupid shit. But nothing to make me say, “That’s it, I’m out a here.” But you see more of the guts of Twitter than I do.

@Stonekettle Fast Cheap Correct Pick two

@Stonekettle I’m going to believe that’s actually Ted finally saying what he wants to while planning on blaming impersonators