Addie¹

i need the poetry of both his first win ever and his first win as world champion to be at the same track

The concept of naming a boat after a woman while simultaneously CHEATING on her. Ok.

Men 🤮

How do you cheat on MEGAN THE STALLION

oh take me back

get started on that guard of honour littlest bros @realmadrid

CUBA TACKLE, PEDRI PASS, FERMIN GOAL. THE BRUSH, THE ARTIST, THE PAINTING.

Another successful hate watch 😁

oh god landostand is MASSIVE

🚨 LANDOLOG LANDOLOG 🚨

First match with no DFs since October

Gauff d. Jeanjean 6-3 6-0 in Madrid Coco comes through confidently She won 9 games in a row to close it out After an up & down start to 2026, she’s finding her game An immense athlete whose abilities are heightened on the clay ✅18th win of 2026 Last year’s finalist 🇺🇸❤️

@flurosfour I think you need to hire an etsy witch

just got the message that my car has been hit by my neighbour WHAT IS MY LIFE RN

I’m devastated wdym carlos’s clay season is over?????

No roland garros for carlos

@Addybabbles dang it, i was gonna say youngest. That’s so cool your a twin tho

@streamerlando Noooo… well “technically” I’m the youngest because I’m a twin! And two minutes after my identical twin 🫶

It’s kind of a trick question? But guess! 🫶

well, doing this one last time because it seems like my old acc is officially gone unfortunately hi guys, i used to be user @/flurofour. my acc got hacked and is now an el0n mu$k acc. if you used to follow me there well im here now so id love to have all my oomfs back ❤️‍🩹

will: “given that lando is now the driver with the most number of races for mclaren, i think all of his time at mclaren is going to be remembered. i’ve been working with him that entire time, so lots of those memories are very strong for me. there’s his first podium in austria, first victory in miami, and of course winning the championship last year will always be very strong in my heart”

@4NORR1S marriage for one, beach read, and the poppy war (this was so hard)

happy world book day! oomfs tell me your top 3 fav book?!!