Uncle Tobi ™

AMEBO ALERT: I just heard your WCW fainted while having sex and she was rushed to the hospital even though her friends are trying to keep it quiet...later she will tweet that she was sick that’s why she wasn’t online, it’s a lie WAN DO WEERAY DAKU NII 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Updated twitter lingos: Tony stark- Iron condemn Abattoir - Dick School portal - Porn site. Pharmaceutical socks - Condom White snow ball- Fufu Cheese soup - Egusi. Micheal faraday- Charging vendor Ugu dealer- Weed dealer Spice merchant from winterfell- Pepper seller

Little miss always looks good in pink🌸😌💅

💀💀

I look soooo good🤭❤️

Underestimating your partner is not good.

Built for speed, defeated by schedule 💀

Hong Kong engineer built a mosquito defense system that uses LiDAR and lasers to vaporize 30 mosquitoes per second 👀

Guy won the Lottery Twice in One Day! Divorced at 9am 🕘 wins Lottery at 12pm 😂😂 little long but funny!

Road Rage in China. Chinese Men do not believe in Abla Nari concept like us.

finally celebrating something

Told this girl I’m going through my monthly sperm cramps and all she could say was “sorry” 😭 No care package, no stress relief funds… nothing. I hate unintentional women.

beg for food online, deliver toto offline. 🙂‍↔️

Women will have a thick Man like this and still cheat💔💔💔💔

You’re not exactly in a position to speak on this, You were passed around by two Yahoo guys in your school, so sit this one out

Paper Chase, Gilmore, Campa and Castro don carry this twitter trend do content. At least, women can watch this and see how dv’mb they sound sometimes. 😂😂

I hate boring talking stages. Buy me gifts. Send me money. Take me on dates. Send me nice kicks. Kaftans, Trousers and Tees. Clear my cart. How am I suppose to know you like me if you don’t show it. Be intentional.

We need a class action lawsuit against yall atp

9-5 babes cannot bag me 🫰💕

Are you safe ?😭😭

felt pretty might delete soon💅💅