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@cptdankkk usain bolt mogged everyone

Fred Kerley mogs the Enhanced Games field after winning the men's 100m and $250,000 "Man, they gotta do better than that" "They need to train a little harder" "Get on that shit a little bit more" "And go a little harder some more"

@cptdankkk @elonmusk there would be no fortnite without quake

.@elonmusk says he was one of the best Quake players in the world "My reflexes aren't what they used to be, but I have a lifetime of playing video games" "At one point I was maybe one of the best Quake players in the world" "I won money for what I think was the first paid esports tournament in the US. We were doing four person Quake tournaments and we came second" "We would've come first, except the best person on our team his computer crashed halfway through the game" "Basically I've got skills, albeit I'm no spring chicken these days"

@cptdankkk uhhh what does he know that we dont

Mark Zuckerberg's $270 Million Hawaii Compound Key Features: - 2,300+ private acres - Two 57,000 sq ft mansions - 5,000 sq ft underground bunker - Beer fed Wagyu cattle - Massive macadamia orchards - Independent water and power systems - Self sustaining food production

@cptdankkk awkward flex from an awkward guy

Mark Zuckerberg says he learned to fly helicopters because he was tired of being driven everywhere "You want your car to have almost as much horsepower as your helicopter" "My security team convinced me for 10 years that I should just let them drive me places" "Eventually I was just like, I can't do this. I need the freedom. I need to be able to drive myself" "So I started learning how to fly helicopters... It's a good tool to have in the arsenal"

@cptdankkk IOC needs to hire or work with Enhanced for better testing

Enhanced Games founder Christian Angermayer says IOC research found 43% of athletes use PEDs "The International Olympic Committee did research on an anonymized basis how many athletes admit to using banned substances" "43% said they are, 1% gets caught. That means literally every other athlete is cheating and getting away with it" "Many doctors we work with say that doping tests are IQ tests. You just need to know which substances to take, how to circumvent them, how to mask them"

@cptdankkk hey @grok is 28 second resting heart rate a world record

James Magnussen reveals his heart health improved while taking PEDs for the Enhanced Games "The stack helped me massively with my aerobic base. It allowed me to recover super quick from aerobic activity" "My resting heart rate is 28 beats per minute" "They told us when athletes use performance enhancements, it's unhealthy for your heart. All the statistics and studies we've done have actually shown my heart health has gotten better"

@cptdankkk the missile was more like the rock coming up last

Larry Wheels asks James Magnussen about his Enhanced Games PED stack "We start off with that testosterone base. Then we have a bunch of things available to us. Things like peptides, growth hormones, and a whole range of anabolics" "But the biggest thing as swimmers, I got to float" "This time last year, I was 250 pounds, 7% body fat. Right now I'm 210 and I float a lot better. I lost 40 pounds in preparation for this amount"

@cptdankkk androids are trash. dont see anyone beating iPhones anytime soon

Mark Zuckerberg says Apple's lack of innovation since the iPhone will lead to its decline "They haven't really invented anything great in a while. Steve Jobs invented the iPhone, and now they're kind of sitting on it 20 years later" "Year over year, I'm not even sure they're selling more iPhones at this point. Part of it is that each generation doesn't actually get that much better, so people are taking longer to upgrade" "They built stuff like AirPods, which are cool, but they've thoroughly hamstrung the ability for anyone else to build something that can connect to the iPhone" "I'm pretty optimistic that because they've been so off their game in terms of not really releasing many innovative things... eventually they'll get beat by someone"

@cptdankkk bro took mr wonderful’s no $5 coffee to the next level

Mark Zuckerberg says he doesn't drink coffee or caffeine and does jiu-jitsu instead "Sometimes on vacation, I'll drink it recreationally. I don't like any kind of chemicals or anything like that" "My sister gives me such a hard time about that. She's like, 'You're just sitting there raw dogging reality'" "I wake up and I fight people... It's neurologically stimulating, good cardio and strength, it's a good day" "Better than caffeine for me. I'm just not into that stuff"

@cptdankkk so he's saying money can buy you endless girlfriends

Kevin O'Leary says it's easier to replace a fiancée than a $5 million business Student: "I've been running this business out of my dorm and I'm about to graduate... I'm making about $5 million a year in free cash flow" "That's not the problem. My fiancée came to me today and said that she's going to leave me, because I'm not spending any time with the family" Kevin: "I'm not Dr. Phil, but let me give you some advice here. Which one is easier to replace: the girlfriend or the business? You've got to ask that question" "You're obviously going to be wildly successful. You're going to get somebody else" "You've got to find a significant other who understands the journey and is willing to support that journey"

@cptdankkk crazy that HIV is the lesser of those evils

Charlie Sheen says his HIV diagnosis wasn't the worst news he expected "I thought it was a brain tumor, spinal cancer, liver cancer or something terminal for sure. Which is why I didn't want to go to the hospital" "It's not the best news, but there was other news that could have been a lot worse... That's a pretty big win that I'm going to take"

@tekprime99 @cptdankkk 😂

@cptdankkk doordash some onlyfans

Charlie Sheen says hearing the doorbell after hiring prostitutes felt like 100 Christmas mornings "It was adrenaline. It was anticipation. It was fear. It was excitement" "I didn't know if I was going to answer the door to gorgeous women or handcuffs"

@cptdankkk another reason to never do crack 😬

Charlie Sheen says insane amounts of crack influenced his sexual experimentation with men "When people hear sex with men, they immediately think of butt sex. And it wasn't that... It was like that shit you'll experiment with in college" "There are two schools of thought: that the drugs open doors that are already somewhere in the house, or they create them" "It never happened without insane amounts of crack"

@cptdankkk bro was taking feelgoodmaxxing to another level

Charlie Sheen reveals his drug of choice was ecstasy, nicknamed "rocket fuel" while filming The Rookie "We called it rocket fuel and that was kind of the drug of choice for the Jackson 5: Cage, Eddie, Phil, Carrie, and myself" "It was nicknamed rocket fuel because jet fuel was cocaine, but rocket fuel was ecstasy"

@cptdankkk this man has more lives than 10 cats

Charlie Sheen reveals the cartel cut him off after he smoked over 4 pounds of cocaine in 3 weeks Charlie: "When the cartel says, 'Hey, your man is dealing. If we're supplying that kind of weight, your guy is a dealer and that's just the way it is'" "It looked like that to them, but he had to explain who their customer was and that it just wasn't something this guy would ever do" Graham: "And that was on the heels of smoking almost four and a half pounds of cocaine over three weeks" Charlie: "No, it wasn't snorting. It was smoking"

@cptdankkk now i gotta tell my wife to cancel my daughter's cheerleading camp this summer

Dana White says UFC is safer than boxing "30 years, never had a death or serious injury. Cheerleading can't say that" "Six to seven boxers die a year" "When you spend the money on the proper medical attention before they get in, during the fight, and after the fight, you eliminate a lot of the risks in the sport"

Charlie Sheen says he smoked 24 miles worth of cigarettes over 33 years at 2-3 packs a day "I smoked for 33 years and I started on Platoon because Oliver Stone wanted the character to smoke" "There’s 20 in a pack, they're 3 inches, and if you line them up tip to tip, that's 24 and a half miles of cigarettes" "I smoked a marathon and never ran one"

@cptdankkk thank you samuel l. jackson

Dave Ramsey says credit card rewards are putting Millennials and Gen Z in debt "78% of airline miles are never redeemed. Research shows that people spend 12% to 21% more using a credit card vs cash" "And if you add, 'Oh, I'm getting points. Thank you, Samuel L. Jackson. What's in your wallet' then I'll increase my spending even more" "Apple Pay. You just wave a wand and stuff happens. That's the ultimate psychological lack of friction. You're going to spend more"

@cptdankkk Jordan and his NASCAR team 23XI Racing are crushing it

Mark Cuban explains why LeBron James and other superstars would struggle as NBA owners "We saw Michael Jordan. Great guy, had some success but not as much as he wanted" "Players have one mindset... It's just completely different perspective that's hard to disconnect yourself from" "It's the role players that got to watch everybody else and understand how to fit these pieces together" "For any superstar it's going to be hard being an owner"