Terry Espy

@pizzahut Oh, and the order was incomplete. 3.5 hrs and incomplete.

@terryespy Terry, sorry for the delay. Did your order ever arrive?

@pizzahut needs better local customer service. Overworked teens hang up and don't have time to address exceptions/problems.

@pizzahut Arrived 9:04. Driver apologized said he was called in to deliver. Wouldn't let me pay. I tipped him. He gave me the name of Ms Elia to talk to during office hours. Thank you for following up. That store has a real problem.

@pizzahut you have a problem in Cordova, TN store.

5-year-old: Do I have to change my name if I get married? Me: Only if you want to. 5: Call me Shredder.

My brother proposed to his girlfriend. She's Chinese, so he learned to ask her in Mandarin. When she answered, he stared at her blankly. He forgot to learn the words for "yes" and "no."

.@BillHaslam I've said it before and I'll say it again, Governor @BillHaslam is the best governor in America. He proved it once more today.

Me: I'm glad I got married. Everyone needs a sidekick. Wife: Good point, Robin.

6-year-old: How come Chewbacca doesn't wear clothes? Me: He's covered in hair. 6: So are you. Me: He doesn't have a wife to make him.

6-year-old: *points to sister* She's not dressed yet! Me: Worry about yourself. 6: I can worry for both of us. Sister level: Mom

Just because two opinions are different doesn’t mean one is wrong. Unless you’re arguing with your wife. Then yours is wrong.

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We be Merry Christmas-ing.

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Ok, I'm going to say a few things about @drmoore. Maybe they will be dismissed because I'm also "out of touch," but they need to be said:

Liberals this is very simple — you lost because Hillary Clinton is objectively terrible pllqt.it/hnSh9W

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Some of my thoughts on the presidential debate and what election 2016 means for Christians: erlc.co/2dtPXTV