ralph 🏳️‍🌈

it’s been a while since i’ve tweeted here

hey @ItzParkerJacobs what did you mean by this

i might watch dan da dan since i’ve had multiple people with normally good taste recommend it.

@SerpentActual i’m tryna reschedule

@ShiningJustlce you just input your stats and it spits out recs calcsd.info

@th3rocketralph R u srs is there actually a cock calculator

i’ve been told recently that the condoms i usually buy “aren’t that good” so i’m going to test that theory out

cum

“i’m not gay, but $20 is $20” dudes when i give them $500

my form wasn’t even wrong whatsoever, i genuinely think it was a freak accident after already hammering my triceps doing heavy singles on bench

because i’ve torn the short head of my bicep before and if i did the same here there would be SIGNIFICANT more purpling around the area

i think i did a fucky wucky while doing tricep extensions because there’s slight bruising where my arm connects to my shoulder and my arm had a pump to the point that it was a teensy bit painful i don’t think it’s a tear of my long head of my tricep but i deffo did something

#DETRANS hey if you don’t want to see this transphobic ad, just click the three little dots, press the button that pops up, then refresh and it will disappear

these porn bots are out of control man @elonmusk fix this you lumpy bitch

@B00K0FTRIBE this is real

@th3rocketralph The cheese touch real ⁉️

*wiggles my fingers* don’t mind if i do!

@PixelCole it’s a tasty little treat!

@th3rocketralph Ralph touched the cheese