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@ZamirGotta thanks for following, you're the best

I love pigs in a blanket and I don't care who knows...

I like guns...

@altonbrown crab, tarragon and cinnamon cream soup...

@aylachu Nope, I'm done with MMO's. But I will pop in vent from time to time.

@aylachu cook unseasoned/slightly seasoned vegetables and meat, purée and freeze. Baby food is easy lol

@aylachu only when someone from the southern US is referring to their grandmother lol #meme

Guess she just isn't into me enough to wait... A woman that has to reiterate over and over she isn't a slut, most certainly is.

@SusanSucks there ya go, fresh made #greengoddess aioli, it's fancier than dressing lol

@SusanSucks fuck it, I'm making it anyway lol #greengoddess

@SusanSucks I wonder if I put that over a ribeye, will the casino monsters buy it. Hmmmm

@SusanSucks ooooo green goddess, I haven't made that in forever...

Happy Arbor Day!!! Now go plant a baby in a prostitute's belly.

@BaileyXPaige the kiddo's bday? Was the bouncy ball awesome??? #twee

@BaileyXPaige I'm gonna be out of pocket for a while, I'll see ya when I see ya <3 #twee

Happy Saturday the 13th @BaileyXPaige @Bourdain @altonbrown @SethMacFarlane @SusanSucks #sadjason

Terrifying story on PETA.. j.mp/Y5OPHp

@SusanSucks it was delicious btw :D

@SusanSucks speaking of alcohol. I invented a new bomb shot 1/2 pint Viking Blod and a shot of Jack. Redneck berserker bomb?