Matt Dallinson

@cIaireemslie She's a little teapot short and stout maybe

@themattrd idk after she kissed the badge their was some kettle type movements occurring

why’s kerstin doing singing kettle may i ask

Find it quite funny that "losing money is bad" is a) a quote from our CEO whose job is making money and b) a headline maker considering you can attribute almost all of it to facilities upgrades

My spend in the club store next season if we have a nice kit will make up for it, doubly so if we introduce SWPL player printing

Anyway enough ranting about women's football refereeing issues, back to creating art

It's at least two consecutive yellow card fouls, neither of which are called. It's probably the most obvious example of it happening since it is back to back, but, it feels like so often temperatures rise and rise because referees don't make decisions.

You can say that it's silly retaliation, and it is, but so often when games heat up like this it's a direct result of a referee not doing their job by not calling preceding fouls (I'd argue the one on Fisk is potentially a straight red considering force and where the ball is)

Feel like there's something really beautiful about outline view even though it looks so chaotic. Maybe it is because it shows all the work that has gone into creating it in the age of AI slop, maybe I just really like scribbly black lines 🤷

@moomoo_captain Your donation will be greatly appreciated to help improve cardiovascular research and education 👍

@themattrd If only there was a way in woman's football to make the keepers look less ridiculous. They continue to play in full size goals knowing the keepers can't reach the bar

Hope Noa Schumacher has some good people around her today with some of the comments on McAneny goal that's been given a Guinness world record today. She's an SWPL champion who has made so many unbelievable saves. One moment of madness doesn't erase that.

Also this point has been made a million times but notice how literally no one is making sweeping negative generalisations about men's football or firing off horrible messages about this keeper (or any of the other 100s of examples any given weekend) x.com/i/status/20369…

Not enough people are talking about the scourge of CBs taking corners in women's football

Praying McGov and Adams in the Scotland squad means their injuries aren't that bad 🤞

By proxy: Hibernian 3-1 Glasgow City, we love to see it

Scotland continue to run football etc...

Of course James then curls one top corner nonchalantly - but that was a second phase set piece, from open play there's nothing going on

Really think Chelsea would be better if they put someone in the 9 that isn't as prone to floating around the pitch, even if it's totally unnatural to them. This current system with Cuthbert and Nüsken pushing up when they can and otherwise no central presence is not it

Sorry to anyone that thinks I should give the billionaire, multi-club, owner more grace but it really irks me how she talks about the wider women's football landscape and seems to be totally ignorant of a lot of history (that she is then factually wrong while talking about)

Michelle Kang saying that there's only 2 independent women's clubs in Britain, so who has a secret men's affiliate? Glasgow City, Durham, Boroughmuir Thistle, Liverpool Feds, or Gwalia United (I'm probably missing some)?

@cIaireemslie I don't know her history or where she was born etc.. but she was in Accies' academy before Rangers', has a Scottish accent, and plays for England's youth teams.

@themattrd so she’s scottish but plays for england?

Genuinely bonkers that Rangers took a 16 year old out their academy to replace MacLean, who is doing *this* in the WSL, and haven't skipped a beat. Get Cruft in a Scotland shirt now. Even if you have to rip up the gentlemen's agreement with the English FA to do it.