Leanbeefpatty

@pastoralcomical And what was the answer?!

guy at bar yesterday asked if i was someone called “lean beef patty”

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First anime expo ever.

@JessicaNigri 💚💚💚

I didn't even recognize this best dad cosplay was @therealleanbeef !!

@AlveusSanctuary @mayahiga @cinnabrit @emiru @EsfandTV @simplyn64 @Misterarther @PeachJars @REALJackTheBus @Knutspild Yay teamwork W!

$250,000 raised in 3 days. Doesn't even feel real typing that out. Wow. Thank you everyone 🥹💚

The craziest assumption about glasses wearers is that we’re “geeks” or “nerds” or “smart”…. We literally just can’t see.

Heard Elon might lose control of Twitter (x)… I volunteer to take over! I hop on about 1x every few months. I think I’m a good candidate to run this ship

@PatWallace51352 Gaining

@therealleanbeef Losing ? You don’t need to lose any more

Debating between five or fifteen more lbs… or vanishing forever into the void.

@NolanTrees You’re OUT OF HERE, BUSTER! 😤

@therealleanbeef Something objectively wrong

If you comment something objectively wrong, I’m deleting it. I will not argue with an idiot.

People keep telling me I’m yelling???? I’m just speaking with passion and enthusiasm 🙄

What’s happening?

I would respond that way.

Was reading a Twitter thread story & one of the lines was “I responded, ‘howdy do.’”…. Closing the app now.

This is how I would like for you to see me. Fear and respect me.

Average scary story enjoyer

What tf is actually up with Kanye and Bianca? This will be studied in psychology textbooks one day ong

The back turns into a halter top 1.24.25 dc: BEEF

@Sonnygrimm777 Some might say….. unfortunately (but I am thrilled to be here 😎)

@therealleanbeef Wow it's Patty I did not know you were on twitter lmaooo

Baby pookie (he’s still baby)