Amang

Imagine red and blue had a baby….. is he half blue half red or purple??????

3333 ♾🥋

She sees red

I grew up w the belief that sharing is caring except me the soul exception

yale library (clue)

I’m in a sim…. can explain but you know…. books

can’t wait to explain how sick I am to my wife (coughs) so I don’t have to show up

I knew something was right with me when in 6th Grade the teacher had us read something unforgivable and I laughed maniacally it was hysterical but based on a true story according to the winners

it’s gonna be so fun not remembering my kids names and giving my wife’s numbers (barcodes)

GOD. no I was not creating a hit list all night I was doing homework NO it’s not delusion it’s ✨manifestation✨ why would he create y’all like dat if ya gonna hate men smh what I do????

My Lord I’m definitely gonna have 9999 kids because 10000 will be too many mouths to feed. sorry fellas it is not GREED it is lust 💡🏁🤣📡👽⚠️ wow I live for danger it gets the heart working (somebody gotta be employed)

@boytrickz this can fix Japans problem

mad attractive>>>

I got an idea that will make us wealthy….. stay poor (hear me out)

babe no you’re not absolutely fng annoying I just breathe extremely loud and need my space plus I have to go chop wood you wouldn’t wanna go up there and freeze

da look of disappointment is what gets me up in da morning

@venom1s y’all forgot jada (not will burner)

"If women ran the world, it would be much more peaceful."

all these problems can easily be solved if everyone smokes a joint together and hold hands (mature joke)

vote for me 2036 I promise I’ll let u marry an elephant if u can fit it in da room. (also abolish tax and no child support, coffee will be free but weed price will be 33x higher)

Babe I promise da spider didn’t give me any powers just an unsustainable insatiable hunger (for success)

I did more in less than a minute ask around first it was water then I said let there be an idea