put me in, coach!

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Imagine siphoning obscene amounts of money from a suffocating economy to cosplay as elite only to end up looking like a golf ball scribbled with a black permanent marker.

Have to watch another 90+ mins of Chelsea today

If you born pikin for this country, it's fair game for them to blame you IMO. Not that blaming helps anyone

Gen Z go soon start dey talk say na we spoil country

I hate laughing at our issues in Nigeria but sorry this was so funny 🤣 Aye APC maa baje ni

You cannot solar your way out of a failed national power system

@Olabode_AT It has o. Full blown now.

@toonithecreator Omo. The light issue has gotten to your side too?

Adelabu, it cannot be well with you o. If the night wishes it, the day will reject it for you. 🙏🏾

SEXUAL ASSAULT ON WOMEN AT OZORO FESTIVAL IS A NATIONAL DISGRACE A society reveals its true character in how it treats its women. Where women are chased, stripped, groped, violated, and publicly humiliated by mobs under the guise of celebration, what is on display is not culture. It is barbarity. It is a collapse of conscience. It is a stain on our shared humanity. The deeply disturbing reports emerging from a recent festival in Ozoro, Delta State are not just troubling, they are horrifying. Women were allegedly accosted in broad daylight, forcefully stripped of their clothing, sexually assaulted, and subjected to degrading treatment by groups of young men while others watched, recorded, and, in some instances, cheered. No woman should ever have to endure such terror, such exposure, such violation of her dignity. This was not a festival. This was lawlessness. This was gender-based violence in its most primitive and shameful form. These acts amount to a grave violation of the fundamental rights to dignity of the human person, personal liberty, and security as guaranteed under the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, 1999 (as amended), as well as other international human rights instruments. They also constitute serious criminal offences under our laws, including assault, sexual violence, and public indecency. The NBA condemns these acts in the strongest possible terms. No tradition, no custom, no so-called cultural practice can excuse or legitimise the degradation and violation of women. Any practice that permits such cruelty is not culture. It is criminality. We call on the Delta State Government and all relevant law enforcement agencies to act swiftly and decisively. The perpetrators must be identified, arrested, and prosecuted. Those who aided, enabled, or failed to intervene must also be held accountable. Justice must not be delayed, and it must not be selective. Silence, indifference, or excuses in the face of such brutality only embolden further abuse. We further call on community leaders, traditional institutions, and festival organisers to take urgent responsibility. Cultural celebrations must never become theatres of violence. They must reflect dignity, order, and respect for human life, not chaos and cruelty. The protection of women is not optional. It is a legal duty. It is a moral obligation. It is a test of who we are as a people. Nigeria must not become a place where women live in fear of being stripped of both their clothing and their dignity in public spaces. This must never happen again! Mazi Afam Osigwe, SAN President, Nigerian Bar Association Huwaila Muhammad Chairperson, NBA Women Forum

You are seeing a "Master Strategist" at work. ICM is always at the emptiest since I moved to Lagos. I went on a Sunday and it was empty. 6-8 years ago, if you go to ICM, you might not find a place to sit in the restaurants but hey BAT went to Windsor

I’ll say it again. The teachers been telling y’all about these parents. It starts at home.

Labour being blamed for rising oil prices due to a war they literally refused to join.

This is probably the brokest most Nigerians have ever been financially.

SEXUAL ASSAULT ON WOMEN AT OZORO FESTIVAL IS A NATIONAL DISGRACE A society reveals its true character in how it treats its women. Where women are chased, stripped, groped, violated, and publicly humiliated by mobs under the guise of celebration, what is on display is not culture. It is barbarity. It is a collapse of conscience. It is a stain on our shared humanity. The deeply disturbing reports emerging from a recent festival in Ozoro, Delta State are not just troubling, they are horrifying. Women were allegedly accosted in broad daylight, forcefully stripped of their clothing, sexually assaulted, and subjected to degrading treatment by groups of young men while others watched, recorded, and, in some instances, cheered. No woman should ever have to endure such terror, such exposure, such violation of her dignity. This was not a festival. This was lawlessness. This was gender-based violence in its most primitive and shameful form. These acts amount to a grave violation of the fundamental rights to dignity of the human person, personal liberty, and security as guaranteed under the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, 1999 (as amended), as well as other international human rights instruments. They also constitute serious criminal offences under our laws, including assault, sexual violence, and public indecency. The NBA condemns these acts in the strongest possible terms. No tradition, no custom, no so-called cultural practice can excuse or legitimise the degradation and violation of women. Any practice that permits such cruelty is not culture. It is criminality. We call on the Delta State Government and all relevant law enforcement agencies to act swiftly and decisively. The perpetrators must be identified, arrested, and prosecuted. Those who aided, enabled, or failed to intervene must also be held accountable. Justice must not be delayed, and it must not be selective. Silence, indifference, or excuses in the face of such brutality only embolden further abuse. We further call on community leaders, traditional institutions, and festival organisers to take urgent responsibility. Cultural celebrations must never become theatres of violence. They must reflect dignity, order, and respect for human life, not chaos and cruelty. The protection of women is not optional. It is a legal duty. It is a moral obligation. It is a test of who we are as a people. Nigeria must not become a place where women live in fear of being stripped of both their clothing and their dignity in public spaces. This must never happen again! Mazi Afam Osigwe, SAN President, Nigerian Bar Association Huwaila Muhammad Chairperson, NBA Women Forum

love the idea of listing a school you did not get a degree from in your bio

The moment we start justifying losses by calling people current champions, we have lost it all.

🚨💣 John Terry has 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐘 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃 with Moisés Caicedo’s assessment of Chelsea’s Champions League elimination against Paris Saint-Germain. After the 8—2 aggregate defeat, Caicedo told ESPN: “Of course we know PSG are a very tough opponent. We tried to show our best, but they are the current champions of the competition. We did our best but we didn’t get what we wanted.” Terry was far from impressed. The Chelsea legend fired back on TikTok: “You cannot lose 8-2 over two legs. I’m sorry, you can’t. I don’t care who you are, what team you are, you just cannot lose 8-2. So really frustrating.” 😳

@shobhitic “do the opposite of what everyone is doing, jus for the sake of it” they may have been doing real audits for a reason

Now im overstimulated