trace

know your worth

this makes me physically wet

cutest clown girl gave me a ballon dog yesterday and it had a ballon leash attached so i could walk it STOP RIGHT NOW

fire levi wand just arrived, brb gonna go set myself on fire

i was put through a season of isolation for a reason, my people are right around the corner, i can hear them now.

lily gave me one chore today and that’s to practice my clown look for tomorrows oddities show #whatalife

it’s clown girl summer #honk

hot take: your friends SHOULD call you out on your shitty behavior.

You’re so much prettier when you smile :’D

threesomes shouldn’t just be referring to sex, i want to join the argument with your wife.

when’s dyson gonna make a vibrator?

*me to myself* wow i really need to start making friends *falls in love with all my friends* okay cool…

to know them was to love them

who let my girlfriend go to coachella?!

i’m having feelings that i can’t describe 🫩

how close i am to the edge

might stay up all night playing neopets

“idk dude im a clown, not a slut” *me trying to help my girlfriend pick out outfits*

stinky shoe enjoyers rejoice