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If you’re so smart why can’t you make money on the internet
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Umar • FE
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Crazy how my BSc. Microbiology has never earned me 1000 naira since I graduated
I’ll advise every undergraduate in 200-400L rn to try everything possible to get a laptop and pick up a skill before they graduate
Massive shege dey front after convocation
by@beyoumf
A laptop can change your life.
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I had a client who had so much doings, that many people believed he was involved in fraud - not me though.
We had a new clerk in the office who went to deliver some documents to the client at his hotel room. He took the client's number so he could reach him upon arrival.
You wouldn't believe it - this young man sent my client a message asking him to teach him how to do fraud.
My client forwarded the message to me.
🔥SANGO OLUKOSO🔥@Otunbakush1
There’s this lady that does my pedicure and manicure, very matured woman but a talkative, if i wan go do pedicure i dey carry different cars go, so one day went there for normal routine, met her and her kids, grown up man and teen daughter, u believe say this woman no collect money that day, she brought her son outside to meet me that i should pls teach him Yahoo, like u don run profile me as a yahoo boy, told d boy to meet me the next day with his laptop, as e reach my office, i carry wheel spanner give ham, make e go commot car tyre, na my own yahoo be this. People wey dey Gowon Estate go know the lady, very popular and she get big yansh. Make i no mention names. See wetin some mothers dey push their kids to.
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@RyanCarniato I’ve used it in a scenario where I had to cancel API requests in flight, Basically cancelling requests that are no longer needed or is there more to this than I’ve used it for ?
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@omoalhajaabiola sir how I can get leads and start cold emailing/dming people about the service I can render or problem(s) I can fix for their businesses
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Umar • FE ری ٹویٹ کیا
Claude has been releasing terrific updates back to back. But there is still one innocent soul celebrating his SoloLearn HTML certificate today 😂
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@AdebayoGlover @EOEboh Calling it small doesn’t mean it is. Breaches in companies like Vercel usually come with serious costs behind the scenes.
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@EOEboh Small security breach, everybody don dey fold.
Okay na
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Vercel ke.. there are 10 million other options before I deploy something serious on vercel 🤣
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He is not in the top 200 in Nigeria. Where are you getting your ratings from?
StatiSense@StatiSense
♟️ WHERE TUNDE ONAKOYA RANKS IN WORLD CHESS According to FIDE (all players): 🌍 World — 26,509th 🌍 Africa — 349th 🇳🇬 Nigeria — 29th #Statisense (FIDE — International Chess Federation)
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Social media has not yet given me a friend
Cindy☘️@Indemosyd
Has twitter given you at least one genuine friend?
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@Toribabieegirl I feel like I’m going through a phase where it would just take one thing to change the trajectory of my life …. But that one things is taking almost forever 💔
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