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vitkode
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Rīga, Latvia شامل ہوئے Mart 2026
310 فالونگ77 فالوورز

@physicscat0x7d Hey 👋 congrats on your achievements! you seem to be super informed on this super complex topic. could you quickly look at something BH related and let me know your thoughts? 🙏 Thanks!
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My new paper "Dynamical entropy of charged black objects" with Manus Visser is now on arXiv!
arxiv.org/abs/2510.20747
We develop a general, gauge-invariant framework for understanding the p-form electromagnetic potential-charge contributions to the first law of near-stationary black objects in general diffeomorphism invariant theories of gravity with (non-minimally and non-linearly coupled) p-form gauge fields. The charged black objects in consideration could have various horizon topology: holes, rings, folds, strings, branes, etc. We illustrate our framework with dyonic AdS black holes, dipole black rings, and charged black branes, and we look forward to its applications to string theory solutions with α'-corrections.
This is another work that I expected to finish with 20-30 pages but turned out to be 60+😂
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My male colleague looked at my presentation notes and said, "This is great, did someone help you with the data? It’s a bit more complex than what you usually handle."
I leaned back, clicked my pen, and said, "No, I did it myself. But I can definitely help you with the spell-check on your emails. I noticed you struggle with the difference between 'there,' 'their,' and 'having a personality.'"
He didn't "follow up" with me for the rest of the quarter.
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He spent the whole dinner talking about his "crypto portfolio" and then looked at me and said, "You’re quiet. I like that. It’s hard to find a girl who knows how to just listen and look pretty."
I put my napkin on the table and said, "I’m not quiet because I’m 'listening,' I’m quiet because I’m wondering if your personality is also down 40% this year or if this is just your baseline."
I paid for my own drink and left him with the bill and his "investments."
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