hypospadias

@blephin_ when you have a The Gathering

When you have a gathering

i like pizza i like hamburger i like candy i like playing video game

🚨OFFICIAL🚨: Trials of Osiris is being dwarfed by Hello Kitty Island Adventures again during Destiny’s final trials weekend before Marathon. This marks the 12th week in a row where Trials of Osiris has had less players than Hello Kitty Island Adventures

Manifeting #WealthMindset #MindfulLiving #powerful

(to the tune of old macdonald had a farm): old macdonald had a farm

Just to clarify since fifteen minutes probably sounds like a pretty generous amount of time it had been my understanding that my manager was in a completely different state

Manager appeared out of thin air today about fifteen minutes after I talked shit about how awesome it is to have a job with so little managerial oversight

@postbopgf One a penny hot cross buns

*to the tune of Owner of a Lonely Heart* homer maggie lisa bart

Can I read the text that you just got too

It felt kind of shameful to fully realize this but sighing wistfully legit feels so fucking good

@DavidN_Ruiz You gotta chill man

I really do love maga milfs.

Might get #cancelled for this but I just wanted to brag a bit to all my skin pickers out there that the blister I got about a week ago has pupated into what is about to be an absolutely goated peel

The 2 Teslas with temp plates on my ass last night on 695 were so mad I was only going 70 in a 65 instead of speeding up to tailgate the police car in an 18 wheelers blindspot in front of me

Just woke up and remembered I left a bag of frozen meat in my mom's car 2 days ago fml

@thingproducer It's just a saying

My yardsale brings all the toys to my yard

I need to either work out or get some sort of powered exoskeleton man this yard work shit don't play

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