𝓿𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓮𝔁

He dropped a banger in 2022 and disappeared.

Men: “I hate drama.” Also men: love triangles, secret kids, a wife, three side chicks, an ex who still texts, AND unresolved trauma. Sir, you ARE the drama.

@Solayne_x Lmao 🤣

Idk why people try them Waffle House workers, they don’t play

Ladies can I tell yall a secret? Sometimes I get out the shower and don't put lotion or oil on, just deodorant, and get my ass right in the bed cause I'm too tired to do anything else😭😭😭

Why I'm on the train and this lady sneezing mad times, nobody said shit then she sneezed again and some ngga said "no disrespect you wildin' rn" 😭😭😭

@Michealkaiser_ Uhm 😐

Gyatt damn, i wasn't familiar with cardi b and Megan thee stallion's game 😍😮‍💨

@ysljennii Wow

I hate to be that person, but even if the bride & groom agree to it, proposing at someone else’s wedding is tacky

@Hazel_qs Nah that’s wild

Bro paused, thought about it, then said ‘nah I don’t get paid enough for this’ 😭 Was he wrong for saying ‘not my job’? 🤔

@stickygoons Lmao 😂

I'm sitting here high as f*ck like this mf talented 😭

@tufdave 😭 tf bro

I can’t believe caskets cost $4000. Yall can just put me in my sister room

@KnightClawk Lmao 🤣

Leave the kids at home pls, this is for us🙏🏼😭

@papiwontmiss Wait what

So the school counselor just called me to ask if I was aware that my daughter planned and led a student protest today where 100+ students walked out of their 3rd period to hold a BLM rally on the yard bc they feel teachers treat the black students different & unfairly. She’s 12😭

@milkygoons Uhm nah

Finally y'all are talking to real therapists.

@Swashbuckles_ Lmao

@luccasngl Nice story gang

A guy ordered a small item online—nothing special, just a cheap phone charger. When the package arrived, the box felt unusually heavy. He opened it expecting the charger… but inside was a brand new high-end laptop worth thousands. At first, he thought it was a mistake (which it clearly was). Now here’s where it gets interesting—he contacted the company to report it. Instead of thanking him, they told him to return it immediately or they’d charge him for it. The guy got annoyed because: He didn’t order it It wasn’t his mistake And they were being rude about it So he looked into the law and found out in many places, if a company sends you something you didn’t order, you’re not legally required to return it. He emailed them back calmly, explaining their mistake and the law. Company never replied again. And yeah… he kept the laptop 😅

@0xletua 😭 shi

no way she grabbed her hair and spun her like helicopter fan 😭🤣🤣

@Flicky0ps Nah that’s wild

Imagine you’re dying of thirst and someone brings you a plate of salt cured salami

@Wydturan Lmao 🤣 I’m crying

bro was all just talks until he got his ahh knocked out

You’re telling me not a SINGLE fuckin person who ended up on Epsteins island was ever like “nah this is so fucked up”

Always be ready to survive alone. some people suddenly change. today you're important to them tomorrow you're nothing to them and that's real life.