WHITNEY

the question is can my neighbours hear me listening to cynthia erivo singing "edelweiss" on this fine 11:30pm

has anyone checked on how the live action Lilo & Stitch is going

@blankcheckpod omg bless the 2001 episode—I've been trying to find that Khachaturian suite by typing "frantic clown music" into every search engine for years

Made a motivational poster for spawning salmon😌

do they teach Moby Dick in grade 8?

@Office it would be amazing if we could delete all resolved comments in a Word doc in one go 🤩 (as in the online version of Word) 💕💕

I write long form (ramble).

I suggested my friend (K) and her fiancé (D) should have a Donkey Kong themed wedding but she said no :(

"the new The Rat is out." "The Bear?" "oh yeah. I was thinking of Ratatouille."

i'm so annoyed that 'vermilion' is a shade of red. it's obviously meant to be a shade a green. english frustrates me and no i will not explain.

@jessicawongg "It's amazing." !!!!!

@whimack Divergent… there are some real great moments

On the doorstep of my thirties, but boy, I still love Young Adult movies.

ok the problem is it's Arthur

my mom after spilling coffee on a new shirt: I pulled a Whitney.

found out I am iron deficient && in that moment, she reached peak womanhood

as a daughter of a daughter,

ppl (insanely) wondering what else Jamie Campbell Bower has been in should be directed to The Mortal Instruments press tour

me telling my manager I'm making a concentrated effort to look more put together and then realizing my cardigan has been inside out 🤘

*especially blessed? happy? thankful? idk it's Friday and I have to sing the alphabet!!

it is on these Fridays, when I have to sing the alphabet to myself, that I'm especially not to be working in an office surrounded by editorial peers and superiors 🦐

my dream relationship is where I'm the one about whom their friends will say "her?"