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@LibrarianJoe_ One just blocked me; one of his 290 followers told him Soto was a lock in Boston. Because he likes the David Ortiz statue. 🤷🤦‍♂️

Hal upped his Juan Soto offer and now Scott Boras is working every Boston “reporter” with six or less brain cells.

@SkylerforNY @drakejoshallday But he stood silent in the face of genocide. Student loan relief for a fraction of borrowers doesn’t move the needle in the broader populous. Get your head out of your ass.

@Alsboringtweets So it basically requires nothing of you. Except to be served. And that’s somehow good. Okay then. F’kg incel.

Thanksgiving is the best holiday because you don’t have to give gifts and you don’t have to awkwardly open bad gifts

@GregTSargent Next question should be “do you support a firewall preventing importers from *falsely* claiming that tariffs cause higher prices and passing along those costs to consumers to make Trump look bad” Answer gonna be yes every time.

MAGA cultists are very angry about this. They keep saying things like "Mexico is gonna get what it has coming," alternating between dull-witted fury at anyone who dares question the cult leader's bluster and reveling in their little sadistic fantasies about subjugating Mexico.

@DarkMSolvent Number one: attack, attack, attack. Number two: admit nothing and deny everything. And rule number three: no matter what happens, you claim victory and never admit defeat

What is Trump saying to Barron?

@McGrupp_ What’s your name again, son?

Oh lawd please meme this

@ItsNotFirenze No place to sit…

The awkwardness is too much to handle

@Alsboringtweets You forgot estrogen, progesterone and other steroids. Oh and the pesticides. Unless you’re paying $4.99 a half gallon. Tell them which milk you buy, clown.

ingredients in milk: milk

@CLoprestiWFAN Oat base (water, oats). Contains 2% or less of: low erucic acid rapeseed oil, dipotassium phosphate, calcium carbonate, tricalcium phosphate, sea salt, dicalcium phosphate, riboflavin, vitamin A acetate, vitamin D2, vitamin B12

And away we go on the Oligarch Express. So if I have the script right, Ephestyn and a hotel window will soon meet up. Or maybe he gets sick from a park bench. aol.com/trump-lawyers-…

@ruthbenghiat He’s targeting Canadian tar sands oil on behalf of his Big Petro cronies to justify more fracking here at home.

@ruthbenghiat Reichstag

Add Mr. Smith to the very long line of “saviors.” Do we really believe the Cannon assignment was random? Or that the case took that long to investigate? ⁦@sarahkendzior⁩ was right. This all f’kg bullshit apple.news/AjAXtjILjT1eq0…

@BradLeeOnBass It’s the wake tf up and pay attention Jack because we’re about to blow you outta here time signature. Do sometimes wonder about the metaphor tho. Srsly brutal and very southern. Prob what’s makes it so effective and gut-wrenching

If you’re cool tell me the time signature of the intro to whipping post

@MorningCafe777 @Alsboringtweets Only one of us here wants to fuck Andrew Tate and blow Joe Rogan, and it ain’t me 😂🤔🤦‍♂️

I agree with this

@MorningCafe777 @Alsboringtweets Mid white male + closet homo racists for genocide! 😂

@JacobBSpeaks @BenVerlander Literally a dropped fly ball by Judge and a couple dumb plays by Gleyber away, or a cheating Astros team away. Which league is this guy watching.

@BenVerlander Hey Ben

The Yankees roster isn’t just Juan Soto away from being a championship roster

@Alsboringtweets This is what ignorance looks like. You would’ve been great during the Inquisition.

@BAMpmacdonald @geyanastasio Father of a 21 year old trans daughter. I just try to convey that I see her, respect her choices, and understand the challenges of being gender nonconforming in this crazy culture. I don’t have all the answers but I’ll always hold a safe space and defend her to the end

@geyanastasio I have trans acquaintances but not close friends and I default to shutting up because I don't know enough to speak on it. The answer is probably have in-person conversation with these acquaintances, but what's a good way to support without coming off in the wrong?

New rule: don’t comment on trans rights if you haven’t talked to a trans person for more than 30 seconds of your entire life

@geyanastasio Word