George Foreman Burner

How the chicks at the bar look at you the day you don’t have a condom in your wallet

Why do all elective professors just assume you’re a business major who has time to work on their class every day

How it feels to watch your blacked out friend try to bring an absolute foid home from the bar

@wolfpackgeorge It’s for charity you’re a terrible person

“Now make them pay 80 dollars to watch their friends compete in amateur boxing”

@dadondesmond Your mom and Sydney Sweeney are both drowning. You can only save one of them, but whichever one you save, you have to have sex with afterwards. Which one are you saving?

Forced to be #bouse rush chair cause I’m working here over the summer so need good rush interview questions #chudsonly

Sunday Roll Call #BV

@aurafarmer143 Popeyes

What restaurants have Powerade on tap I need to know right now. Drop recs

“Something just came across my desk John, they’re a pharmaceutical company based out of Fayetteville, with unique ties to the music industry”

@thebradhop Why someone would spend their Saturday afternoon standing around listening to a shitty cover band is really bewildering to me. DJs any day

Yeah I want a dj

@bringbackdixie0 This is gold

It’s a movement

Couple of my buddies took a pair of sisters to formal and they’re all getting freaky in the same room #duos

@Camslaptops Bring a fat sack and let your boys hit it and scare off their dates. Never fails

Update: Ended up going to formal alone give me ideas on what to do #lank

My formal date just informed me that a rapper asked to fly her out last week

Duke gets Congress and they don’t know how to act #SHAKEIT4CONGRESS

Been on a dry spell since pre Kirk and my formal date’s sharing a bed with her friend

@chudburnerpart3 Natty Light easily, also those mainstream IPAs like Pernicious and Voodoo Ranger are gross

Hey quick BV questionnaire, what do you folks think the absolute worst *relatively mainstream* beer is? Buddy and I have been pondering this Q recently.

How it feels to get racked on a Wednesday

Starlight hitting the Vuse is easily the best part of this new Boys season

@CraigArmst85234 @kllyslatersucks Hit my Venmo and I’ll toss you on

@kllyslatersucks @gjelq1 throw me on the spreadsheet. I’ll have it for Tuesday since that’s when my marketing class will be.

Does anyone have a piece of advice on how to get invited to Mallard? My time is beginning to run out and I’m starting to have serious doubts. Might just have to go full southern larp next year and hope for the best.

When it’s your hb’s turn with the group Barbour but you lowkey got SAE mom’s weekend tomorrow