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Stop fucking with korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He busy! With korean shit!

#itsimpossible not to laugh when you're in math class and the answer is 69

In Europe its not uncommon for 3 or 4 men to share a bed together... that's why I'm proud to be an american

Tree houses are just wrong. Its like killing someone then making a friend hold the body

The hideousness of that right foot will haunt my dreams forever #mr.deeds

If a prostitute gets pregnant is that called a work related accident?

Hakuna matata. A much better philosophy than YOLO. #hakunamatata

If there was a stadium full of midgets and they did the wave would it be called a ripple?