Grammy dingding

Every white person has those weird nicknames for the grandparents on one side. Meeting their Grandparents is like "this is Grandma and Grandpa, and over here is neenaw and poopee"

MC Escher upsidedown stairs porn

Roommates got EDM on tha tv again do I kill myself yet

You know I WILL be back at sheetz

Back in Pennsylvania this weekend #hell

@eadying Amen big dawg

@yarrhat id fuck up some pizza rn

Quentin Woketino

I like ab day because I roll around on the floor and it makes me feel awful and doesn't do anything

They call me the twin towers

Getting testicular torsion the second I sit down at the restaurant to get out of a date

@snqper Poop

What should a fat boy like me have for lunch👀

@LIMEFUCKERR Can I bid

Theoretically if a picnic table accidently ripped my nipple off would they be able to put it back on or do i have to auction it

Putting on a condom to use the urinal

Getting inspired to buzz my head but last time I did that my widows peak made it grow back like a weird mohawk

Getting on steroids and ozempic and eating fourteen million Oreos just to like idk see what happens

@crnberrijuice Yeah I got you

yeah bro thanks, um hey do you mind just liking a bunch of my tweets really quick?

Filling my toilet with cat litter

Anyone live in a cool city I wanna move somewhere

@eadying Quentin totino pizza boy?

@yarrhat quentin feetino

@brelimu Bleach would go hard

@yarrhat i want to bleach it at this length sooo bad and black dye is still in my eyebrows but i ALSO want it to grow. ok ty

ok um. Idk if I’ll delete these but I was practicing makeup the other day so w/e shaved head update