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THIS IS A VILLAIN APPECIATION THREAD ❗❗

put my grandpa down!!

It's in his DNA

The only time I become a baby .

When my dad came back home after his 1st stroke, he once apologised for being a burden and that moment broke my heart because he wasn't, it was an honour to take care of him in his time of need. Had to reassure him of that. Id choose him as a father in every lifetime. ❤️

Ranch inafaa kua kando ya an XL pepperoni pizza from Papa John's.

Does the Barber use Methulated Spirit on him?

If GTA was based in Kenya , these are the kinda side missions you'd be doing

In major hospitals hapa Kenya, kuna some experienced “smugglers” with many years under their belt and vast connections. Huwa wanaitwa specifically bill ikishinda patient who is admitted and the family is willing to “talk.” Usually, they meet relatives and well-wishers kwa restaurant just outside but near the vicinity. He first asks for the original bill, then scans it slowly while shaking his head in sadness, occasionally glancing at his “clients” as they sip tea nervously. Then he says, “Hii mkilipa yote, si mtauza shamba zote mkuwe squatters?” No one responds before the chairman leading the “congregation” says in low tones, “Tulitumwa kwako. Ona venye utatusaidia my brother, unajua hali ya uchumi.” He takes out his phone and goes straight to the calculator. Usually, from the total bill, the standard payment is one-third. But when he uses his “third eye” and “smells” weak family ties, there’s a small discount huwa mnapewa. After reaching an agreement, they huddle together with his clients, and he clarifies that the entire operation is based on trust and strictly cash-only. Once the “transfer fees” are finalized, he tells them that the moment they receive his call, waanze kuwasha engine of their Toyota Noah, ready to receive their loved one. Halafu mnapewa warning, relatives with weak hearts wasishtuke when they see the patient—who had fully recovered—being wheeled into the parking lot in a wheelchair, kama amefunikwa na a blue sheet from miguu all the way to the head. The smuggler is connected to everyone—from gate watchmen, nurses, doctors, and accountants—in short, everyone eats. The patient is also briefed: if they see someone enter the ward wearing a cap that has “sealed” everything leaving the eyes only and pushing a wheelchair, afuate venye anaambiwa, na aache maswali mingi. After going to the hospital together and instructing them to wait for him in the parking lot, he returns a few hours later as promised, wheeling in the patient, who is covered from head to toe. If the family is heading to North Rift, he even gets into the car na anakaa hapo mbele and escorts them up to Kangemi before returning by matatu. In his own words, before the relatives thank him profusely, “Hapendi kucheza na kazi yake.” As he gets out, he reminds them once more, “Mmeona venye tunacheza? Msisahau kuniletea wateja!”

I feel personally responsible for your health now

Skills ni za kinavy 😂😂😂

In a show full of drug dealers and murderers the most hated character is the bitch wife Bravo Vince

Me reviewing the code written by Claude:

he was up fighting a fire *all night* and is notoriously bad at resting and so i said i wanted to relax and watch a tv show with him to trick him into napping at 1 pm ✅

Mzee, kwani uko in past tense 😭?

monitoring the situation with the boys

Forever grateful for my Dad❤️

Mine sends but never replies anajam nikimpigia simu ovyo ovyo, inakuanga kama business transaction, the only time tuko free kuongea ni tukiwa home mambo ya simu hapendi, "Ka uko na maneno pigia mama yako na your siblings" Everyone in the family kwake calls hua haifiki 5 minutes😂

"Sasa mimi ata ni tweet niliona kwa mtandao"

The case now proceeds to hearing 😂

I sign NDAs