Karlach's bitch

I'd like to say this was pretty much accurate.

ayooo kenapa gojek down sih? gue cuma mau burger😭

JFC is legit better than KFC

time for my bi yearly check up how you all doin what's new

@sapphiredusttt yis, i always have tolak angin in the house, i get wind in me constantly d:

once i explained the concept of masuk angin and Tolak Angin to 2 bules (which then the group grew to 8 bules). and they all bought a box of tolak angin each in the minimarket beside the cafe. that’s why you should hire me as your next marketing specialist

@firstdogonmoon now i want to read ben elton's stark again

Science reckons an asteroid "might" destroy the Earth! Is this good? We may never know. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@TheGayChingy The Magic Christian is still one of my favourite movies

i think those four guys wrote some good compositions but i think their voices are more than often annoying to me and do disservice to the music on my ears I like when Ringo Starr acts in films though and i FUCKING LOVE when George Harrison produced films

I might try to rewatch ACROSS THE UNIVERSE for the first time since it came out…so funny that i went through it a non-Beatles fan and it did nothing to endear me to The Beatles…BUT I WAS OBSESSED WITH IT…i just was sooooo into Evan Rachel Wood and Julie Taymor’s direction

@Brocklesnitch someone told me kids watching Friends now is the same time gap as me watching the original Batman series as a kid and i died a little inside

It’s funny to think of people in 1959 being like omg guyyyyssss can you believe wizard of oz came out 20 years ago I feel anciennnntttt omg

@jemigale if you're lost, you can look

tfw the second hand unwinds

@bronte__lee i agree with the dog they do look like delicious sun dried tomatoes

@cravedcuddle why are half your videos now ads for weird shitty scam ai apps O_o

sorry i haven't been around, every time i type "x" into my browser it takes me to xhamster and i masturbate furiously for the next 4 hours then forget what i was going to tweet

apparently i should have an instagram account to share music on

just here to tell you that yes, you can have a little treat, you done a good job today

@starryxm00ns been gone too long, forgot how cute you are @_@

anyway my face was also very good that day

chiikawa

let's discuss why Mao Tse-tung's Little Red Book is actually a thinly veiled gay romance

i feel like twitter followed a bunch of accounts on my behalf when i came back.. -_-

it's official i am a robot now

@firstdogonmoon excellent update, thank you :3

@yonderboy still racist and war crime is our national pastime now - coal remains the national dish

guess it's time for my once a year tweet. is it still "tweet"? have we already discussed how they had a market saturation piece of lexicon and abandoned that so when you try to go to twitter now you get distracted by xhamster instead?

@bronte__lee HI SWEETIE, WHAT'S UP