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Remember Palestine? Yeah it's still under attack.

If you say "there was a cold day" in a british accent someone who speaks hindi will probably open the door for you😭😭😭

@rvydh_ No you only sent squidward ;(

my cars been written off and idk how to feel🫩

@teenot2bzzy Gotta get that ube trust

@youteasingme oh i’ve had artisan before. still need to go kubo🥲

guys do i make a brunch now or have coffee now n make pasta in an hour

@teenot2bzzy it was from artisan brew, it’s not all that ibr, if you want good coffee you NEED to go kubo garden

@youteasingme what was it and where from

@teenot2bzzy the only time I enjoyed a matcha im afraid

@youteasingme was it nice at least

work from home = shitting and replying to your colleagues

@teenot2bzzy having flashbacks to last Eid when i was confused why my Spanish latte had green in it, then finding out i took my Bhabi’s 😹

@youteasingme well i decided on spanish matcha latte and pasta. and the pasta is gonna be with whatever is in the fridge😭

@emzonemz only if u shake it

@youteasingme FACETIME ME AND RIYAD TONIGHT WHATTTT

Neverrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mum still alive.

@wrzith Zongolo

@wrzith Nodir far Amar bari

@MilkBefrCereal Alhamdulilah, just a headache finding another car now🫩

@youteasingme Cars can be replaced, humans can't, main thing is alhamdulilah you're alive

@wrzith how bout u slide me a m4 comp

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

@yapstarr_ tempted

@youteasingme Shake a cup

I don’t wanna be a software engineer what do I do Twitter🫩🫩

whenever I see a screenshot of younger me texting I feel like jumping out the window

What a haunting image from Lebanon after Israeli strikes