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A rather British blog in interesting times. Includes satirical content.
United Kingdom شامل ہوئے Ocak 2017
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St George is the patron saint of painting roundabouts and shouting at hotels, insist committed patriots
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Nigel Farage's face appears on every single local election campaign leaflet because Nigel Farage is personally standing for every single council seat in the country and not because Reform UK is a one-man show with no local involvement, insists party spokesperson Figel Narage
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I'm in complete control of when Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz, insists man winning a war like no one's ever seen
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Brexit has been a disastrous idea and reversing Brexit is a disastrous idea, insist experts in disastrous ideas
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My greatest skills are greeting pontiffs, negotiating peace deals and winning foreign elections, insists man with the Midas touch
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I'll be able to agree a peace deal with Iran in 24 hours, insists completely-trustworthy person who tore up the previous deal that took 18 months to negotiate and started an illegal war
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I did nothing wrong, I was never there and there's no evidence to prove otherwise, insists wife of man who did nothing wrong, was never there and refuses to release all the evidence
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JD Vance has accused European countries of 'interfering in the Hungarian election', after he travelled to Hungary to interfere in the election
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Iranian ceasefire only applies to Iran and not to any other countries, insists completely-trustworthy Board of Peace chairman and FIFA Peace Prize winner
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In recognition of his skill in handling the Iran conflict, American fast food chain announces that Donald Trump has won their inaugural peace prize - the Taco Bell End of War Award
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Threatening to commit war crimes at Easter is what Jesus would have wanted, insists devout Christian leader
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We've launched our invasion of the Moon...with the bigliest rocket ever...and we'll land on the Moon...and completely take it in 2-3 weeks...and build beautiful hotels there - I call it Trump Moon, insists chief of newly-renamed Trump Aeronautics and Space Administration
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I'm winning the war because I meant to close the Strait of Hormuz, drive up oil prices, help fund Putin's invasion and kill civilians, insists total winner
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Labour Party accidentally bans itself as a designated terrorist organisation after supporting a warmongering regime that initiates armed conflict with other countries and bombs civilian targets
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Why, why, WHY have @Exploding_Heads not posted their ███████ video on Bluesky? I blame ███████, ███ ██████████ and █████ ████ ██████████. It's disgraceful!
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"With Andrew and Mandelson, it just goes to show that no matter how wealthy and powerful you are, no one's above the law." "Apart from [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted] and [Redacted]. Seems they're above the law actually." Colin from Portsmouth is on the line.
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It's a disgrace that NATO allies won't come to America's defence just because I chose to start a war that all began when Iran fired back, insists Board of Peace chairman and FIFA Peace Prize winner
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The best way to handle killing over a hundred Iranian schoolgirls by mistake is to invent facts and deny responsibility, insists USA's Supreme Leader
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I never promised to cut taxes - despite what our campaign leaflets say - because I have no control over or accountability for our political messages, insists diligent, self-appointed party leader
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