@djcows Here is your cappuccino and cookies sir let me walk you through the financing process, this is the best deal on the market, i’ll even include the latest windshield wipers for free, do you have wife and kids, pets? how many? when you want to pick up car sir?
@djcows Wait until you meet with the finance manager and they tell you that your bank won’t work with them unless you buy their egregiously overpriced warranties
@djcows They're literally sent to training to learn how to be.
From the moment you stop on the lot, the con begins. The whole dealership model is twisted enough most people wouldn't believe it. It's worse than you've heard.
It's time for a new model, entirely.
@djcows Why can't I add to cart on the website?
Same with insurance, why do they need to call me? Just let me fill in the form and then subscribe. What do I need to speak to some asshole for? I know what I want, just let me pay.
