sam clark

i just saw a meteor. thanks

i’ve seen more meteors than ever this month look uppppp at night

every month i lose my mind & every month i realize it’s just pms

plane rides are just screen time

voy a eliminar algún video de mi galería que no tengo espacio….

@virgomartinez @CHiCK_moreno oye! no 😭

It's astonishing how Donald has mastered threatening everyone while helping absolutely no one.

i need an 8th day of the week solely dedicated to replying to texts that i was too overstimulated to handle during the other 7

Being wine drunk feels like living in a walkable city

blink if you need HR

@colormecrazy13 yep that’ll do it hahaha

@14Samclark You’re fucking hilarious

i think my love language is people telling me i’m funny

is there any science backing that when a person is heavy on your mind it’s because you’re also on theirs?

rks new album is sososososo good ugh

positive disintegration

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

@BlairGilfillan EXACTLY

@14Samclark 99% lesbian 1% Harry styles

i usually don’t freak out about celebrities but harry styles & i just crossed paths my my work & he gave a me a lil wave & i almost fainted. what’s that about