public menace #1

@404brain_empty in that case got your ass

it’s like paige’s tweets wednesday

@timeforpaige the stray is that I’m in the tweet and I don’t like it

@404brain_empty no stray there, it’s fine to not enjoy that sort of thing

@404brain_empty what was it??

@timeforpaige Go outside you’re at the goddamn beach

@timeforpaige What an easy beach read!

going hard tn 🤘🤘🤘

@timeforpaige @BrndnStrssng they’re tossing his body in the dumpster behind the Applebee’s as we speak

@BrndnStrssng Sources say Dave Filoni is stable. Please God.

They’re taking Dave Filoni out back as we speak

@timeforpaige That autistic rizz

@404brain_empty women love my transsexual swag

third base is when you turn off motion smoothing on her tv

@PalantirTech @timeforpaige

Palantir embraces the neurodivergent. Join us.

@timeforpaige What did they train you to do watch silent films and lurk on twitter?

it has been long enough now to reveal: i was one of these students

@timeforpaige since when do you get 57 likes on tweets

finally got around to john williams “stoner” it is rocking my world

@heartlalalxnd most native english speakers only speak english so they have nothing to compare to

how do english speakers read fan fiction don’t u get weirded out by reading in ur own language

@timeforpaige I prefer to cultivate the flag affect of being on a lot of psych meds

you can experience passionate love for many people every day if you cultivate that capacity. skill issue! x.com/SPSPnews/statu…

@timeforpaige this explains a lot about my life

@aozorawaltz @timeforpaige

langdon stronger than me cause i would've unzipped robby's pants and showed ptmc a real incident

@timeforpaige Yeah yeah brag away

being a 6 ft tall woman the equivalent would be to find locations i can sneakily doing a little bit of a squat. i’m slinking around to conveniently mapped locations behind couches, counters, etc

can’t stop looking for vantage points around my apartment

@timeforpaige well, you don’t need to watch the movies that have predictions of the winners because the Academy doesn’t watch the movies either

@404brain_empty i intend to give you a serious response once my highly neurotic psyche decides i’m Allowed to open my texts

🚨 PAIGE OFFICIAL OSCAR NOMINEE TAKES 🚨 - Marty Supreme: haven’t seen it - Blue Moon: haven’t seen it - The Secret Agent: haven’t seen it - Sentimental Value: haven’t seen it - Hamnet: haven’t seen it - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You: haven’t seen it - Bugonia: haven’t see

@timeforpaige tf does that mean