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fucked up my knee snowboarding NYE so drowning my sorrow in alcohol and drugs to ring in 2026
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Lex Luthor
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mac n cheese and mashed potatoes
Tham gia Nisan 2009
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When i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again
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Danny Devito and Guillermo Del Toro racing through the Sunny lot
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Me when a bad bitch tells me “No that’s not true what the fuck are you talking about”
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clintoris@clintoris
The ideal girlfriend
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DoorDash order placed, uber on the way…see u next time
CallUnc@Callunc
When everyone's deciding where to go next but l've already decided im going home
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wait, is this not normal??? I thought everyone could do this lmao
marmot@MarmotRespecter
TIL very few other people can clench their ear to listen to their blood
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i truly cannot tell if sh actually looks like this or not…is this really her fucking face??? 😭 looks like a gd Snapchat filter
Parody Jeff@Parodyjeffx
LAURA LOOMER IS FURIOUS. She says Trump should never have negotiated with Iran.
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when i click “see more” and its a more than the length of the screen. if i wanted to read an article, i would
miss honey 🍯@foyinog
i have no issue reading long pieces of text but maaaaan tweets should not be essays. the whole point of this platform was brevity and now i’m seeing 20 paragraph long tweets. it does get to a point
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this should not be as funny as it is. I audibly cackled 😭
ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon)@SAMOYEDCORE
obama car: let me beep clear
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i’m your worst nightmare (ex from 10 years ago contacting you about some dumb shit)
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just scrolled my entire instagram and had a visceral reaction seeing how far back it goes. what a way to relive the past 13 years…
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