Basic Agent

I love when agents describe price reductions as "price enhancements!" No, Karen, your listing isn't getting any action, and your seller is delusional #tgif #realestate #realtorproblems #forsale

Can farmhouse chic just die already? And I don't want to see any brass and glass comebacks

If one more person asks me, "how about foreclosures?" I'm going to break something #realestateproblems #realtorproblems #foreclosewithcashnotanfhaloanbrenda

Schools are closed here today...because of rain. Rain. #HurricaneMichael

What’s better than hearing: “I love you?” Me: “I’m listing with you.”

When one door closes...maybe a few more need to close before one opens

They say you gotta spend money to make money, we'll I should be a millionaire any day now. #realtorproblems #realestateproblems #brokeaf

2 different judges running for district court in my chambers meeting today...awkwerddd

15 minutes left for someone to walk in on me singing along to Adele at my open house.... #realestate #amateurhour #karaokerealtor #openhouse

Me all day. Probably every day. Yes, every day.

Man, the news is depressing today

Me: I'm so done with this #realestate game. Nothing but stress! Also me: *hears someone talking about a house at any capacity* Did you know I'm a #Realtor? #realestateproblems #realtorproblems #isellhouses

@WXII Stop.

Would you try this candy corn pizza? dlvr.it/QlCz8s

The first Making a Murderer gave me enough stress, thank you. My job gives me even more on a daily basis #MakingAMurderer

Just once I'd like to open an email that doesn't start with bad news or complaints 😩😩😩 #fml #realestateproblems #realtorproblems #tgif

At least I got a good deal on my CE...cocktails after class? I'm there!

Do you ever just wake up aggravated? That's me today

Clearly Davidson and Forsyth counties are not quite so bold.... #Florence

The storm is in limbo like all my current #realestate deals...not to mention homeowners insurance quotes

Hurricane Florence is coming to destroy all my listing signs and pending sales.... #hurricaneflorence #realtorproblems #wtfwednesday