Alex Healey

@sniffpetrol It’s such a fantastic pod. I love the way Ben has become more and more of a character. It’s like how Karl Pilkington was discovered.

If you've heard the new C.R.E.A.M. podcast you'll know I sent them some music, after thinking that one of their previous conversations would work quite well over this 80s-ish track I had lying around...

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

@DanielCars05 I highly doubt it haha! Reading about it dealers just stopped putting discounts on cars so you ended up paying list price with the grant from the government off it, so you weren't actually any better off. There's a great thread here - reddit.com/r/CarTalkUK/co…

@AlexHealeyAudio It’s absolutely crazy! There’s bound to be another scheme in the coming years, I wonder if we’ll be saying the same in another 20 years about Qashqais and Jaecoos 😅

5am airport drop-off duty for my parents, featuring a proper scrappage scheme survivor! A little Pug 106 XRD. Further proof that cars have become too bloated.

@jonoread The exam hall sketch over 3 bits is one of the best bits of comedy I’ve ever seen

Unsurprisingly this Armstrong and Miller sketch now comes with a trigger warning on YouTube

@therealbig_h look at you embracing early noughties tech

Checking my email just now and I seem to have ordered an MP3 player from Amazon last night. 1. I don’t remember ordering it 2. I wasn’t even drunk 3. I need to give my head a wobble 🙄

Most ridiculous thing to come out of Covid. If you do this, pack it in.

@bushontheradio The bill. We had an early bedtime. It was really annoying cos I loved the bill,

What TV theme do you associate with it being time for bed when you were a kid?

@anon_opin Well my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Anyone who built their whole personality around watching Firefly in the 2000s needs to do a lot of apologising.

7 years at 5 Live and lots of years listening and I still don’t fully understand how Fighting Talk works

@TopGearFormula1 YESSSS YOU'RE BACK!!

The rest of the grid reacting to Ferrari powered cars race starts #F1

This BBC Sport video is cracking 😂 A reporter in Milan, Italy 🇮🇹, covering the Olympics is out hunting for pineapple pizza The reactions are hilarious!

@QuotesOfXFM The place went wild

DJ Smerch: The Later Years. 🎧

@PhilipLeworthy @MikeAaronhall @quip_witted @anon_opin Na one of the army guys that used to chase them that they ended up working with got shot in the back.

@MikeAaronhall @quip_witted @anon_opin I didn't think it was that many - the only one I was aware of died of natural causes.

In the opening credits of The A-Team, B.A. is sat in a car and menacingly looks over his right shoulder, placing his arm over the car seat. As he does, his elbow bumps the seat and breaks the fluidity of the motion. It annoyed me as a kid, and annoys me to this day.

@bushontheradio Bit late does this count? A Geordie mechanic who’s name I couldn’t remember

Have you got someone in your phonebook with their trade as part of their name? I've got Steve Roof & Dave windows.

@kevthecanary @vitt2tsnoc I assumed it was some kind of mutually assured destruction type of thing.

@vitt2tsnoc I always think that about the photos as well. No one ever thought to say hey 'Ghislaine, put the camera away will ya, lets just enjoy the night'

@paulhealey1958 hahaha!

@AlexHealeyAudio When I worked at Lloyds sometimes answered the home phone as Hello 1st Cashier how can I help?

Just said “Alexa, living room off” then realised I was getting work and home mixed up so then said “ok Google, studio off”. I need a holiday. Again.

@mrgarethbrooks A) fish n chips requires dandelion and burdock B) no curry sauce? C) need a tea cake (or whatever you call it) for the chipsz Looks mega tho

Large cod and chips, two cans of Pepsi. £13. Fucking thirteen pound. Game’s gone.

The ADHD urge to buy a thing, watch all the videos about the thing, religiously track shipping until it finally arrives, excitedly open the shipping box to get to the thing, and then place the thing somewhere random to forget about it for 3-60 months.