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George, Serial Killer of Inanimate Objects

@AlexandraLSmit2

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George, Serial Killer of Inanimate Objects
Here are a couple of examples of how George kills things around the house on a regular basis. Lamps, vases, alarm clocks, mugs etc. make loud crashing noises, music to his ears. If he can shift it, it’s gonna hit the floor. Cat George: Serial Killer of Inanimate Objects.
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@vintagegoddess Ha! This reminds me of my elderly dad. I’d give him options (say, meatloaf, stew or macaroni & cheese), and he’d say “any of those.” Then I’d serve him meatloaf and he’d say he was looking forward to stew. Never failed. Miss the old coot.
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🎨JustJulie🎨🇺🇸@vintagegoddess·
Do not tell me to me to make “whatever you want” when I ask what you would like w/pork steaks if you actually don’t want whatever I want to make. I want to make fries because it’s easiest, but you really want mac & cheese. Just say macaroni and cheese in the first place.
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Pals! Exciting news! The Can Opener and I will be together two days earlier than expected! I was supposed to go there on Friday but my arrival has been moved up to Wednesday. We are both very excited! 🐈‍⬛🐾🐾
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George is home but I haven’t been able to get a picture of him yet. I’ll try again tomorrow. In the meantime, he’s enjoying a book.😹😆😹
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Wrong way@bobandannie·
@AlexandraLSmit2 Fingers crossed. Always think of being away from this guy. I’d be bumming…..
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George, Serial Killer of Inanimate Objects
Pals, it’s my first #Caturday home since September and I’ve been spoiled rotten by TCO! The blue bathmat and I are together once again and my favourite sink was still here waiting for me.
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George, Serial Killer of Inanimate Objects
Here are a couple of examples of how George kills things around the house on a regular basis. Lamps, vases, alarm clocks, mugs etc. make loud crashing noises, music to his ears. If he can shift it, it’s gonna hit the floor. Cat George: Serial Killer of Inanimate Objects.
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Wrong way@bobandannie·
@AlexandraLSmit2 For sure, both of you’s happy campers. Hope the meds control for you and George.
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@AlexandraLSmit2 Purrtty sure the feelings were mutual, but we’ll keep it a secret till more cans are opened 🤣
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