Yonka Mae

stay your ass home

Beyonce. Zendaya. Manon. Olandria.

Don’t wanna be this age on a podcast talking about texting the text man.

Aziz Ansari just appeared as Kash Patel on SNL, and they went innnnn on him "I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites."

Boston Richey’s ex responds 👀 shares alleged abuse photos, denies using him for money & shuts down blackmail and jail claims

Rapper The Game has been rewarded by Drake for the many months of propaganda with a glass of wine, a meal, and being "flewed out" to Toronto, Canada 🇨🇦

A grumpy man can control a family without ever raising his voice. He just has to make his displeasure expensive enough. A long silence at dinner. A ruined car ride. Soon, everyone starts pre-adjusting. The kids are told “not now” before they can ask. She chooses the restaurant he likes, the movie he won’t complain through, the route that avoids traffic because traffic makes him unbearable. This is how a household becomes organized around one person’s refusal to regulate themselves.

This is SCARY, the guy is a pending 🍇ist

People finally realizing Chris Brown make Chat GPT Paint & Sip music >>>>>>>

A beekeeper in Massachusetts has been arrested after unleashing an entire swarm of bees on police officers who were trying to evict an elderly cancer patient from his home. Over 1000 bees died in the struggle, and one officer had to be hospitalized for bee-related injuries.

Apple watch police so funny tellin us what we can and cant wear it with. I paid $800 for my watch ima wear it with everything this my rollie it dont tick tock

mingyu filming a timelapse of himself reading then sleeping after 😁

just became mutuals with someone that had me blocked on my old account

Now that Mexicans saying nigga can I say foo??

Simone Ashley with her hairstylist Peter Lux ✨

Matthew Knowles revela que Beyoncé quase deixou “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)” fora do ‘I AM…SASHA FIERCE’, pois achava que soava muito semelhante a “Crazy in Love”: "Ela tocou 'Single Ladies'. E eu fiquei tipo, 'Nossa, você não vai colocar isso no álbum?' Ela disse, 'Não, pai, eu não vou colocar isso no álbum.' Eu disse, 'Por quê, Beyoncé?' Ela respondeu, 'Porque soa como "Crazy in Love".' E eu fiquei tipo, 'Beyoncé, esse é exatamente o motivo pelo qual deveria estar no álbum. É um sucesso, assim como "Crazy In Love".'"