bleeding throbber

The warm sensation up my back after a risky fart is the favourite part of every Thursday, #mondaymotivation

It’s a VR chat and pingers kind of evening

The level of wine drunk where I leave hate comments on Instagram poetry is where I am right now

Too sad to jerk it. Just laying slappin and dribbling instead.

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@JamesMelville Wanking in a single fluid motion

When the UK army drafts me I will make the Nuremberg trials look like amateur hour.

One beer left.

Crank the hog, butter the hog, eat the hog

You can’t be on my wavelength I’m on a spectrum

I’m a big shitter - a heavy hitter

Mashallah brother? Did you mean slay queen?

Nihilists must obviously never have experienced an unenthusiastic yet sloppy footjob

Born to fuck raised to squeal

Sounding awfully gleeful for someone so downtrodden

@johnnybnuts Preach it sister

Call me jfk with all the sloppy head I get in cars

Had an apple today my doctors gonna be sooooooooo mad

The harvest wasn’t bountiful? I’ll fuckin throat punch you

I’ve been lacking on my cultural appropriation lately, let me go buy a loincloth and set a forest on fire rq