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Xabi Alonso’s message to Chelsea fans: “Chelsea is one of the biggest clubs in world football and it fills me with immense pride to become manager of this great club”. 
“From my conversations with the ownership group and sporting leadership, it is clear we share the same ambition. We want to build a team capable of competing consistently at the highest level and fighting for trophies. ‘There is great talent in the squad and huge potential at this football club and it will be my great honour to lead it. Now the focus is on hard work, building the right culture and winning trophies”.

@liamtuffs1 @RupertLowe10 Liam I love all your pods, this would be my favourite by far !

I thought I’d invite @RupertLowe10 publicly rather than privately to come on the podcast for the most no holds barred interview to date, to gauge how many people would like to see this happen… Rupert, the doors open, let’s do it 🎤

@MGlen82266 @Kat071014 Royal Navy? You should be fucking ashamed of yourself protecting people who fucking rape children and fucking are doing our country in, you wait the fuckers are taking over. You fight for our country and think that’s acceptable?

In 46 years I have never known a politician like this. Speaks the plain truth and feels the same as all the rest of us. Aim high vote Lowe.

@MGlen82266 @Kat071014 And if he is, fucking good. Get rid of these dirty cunts. You are with them raping our children then are you Martin. And coming across on boats. Fucking imbecile

@Keir_Starmer All of a sudden we can decide who gets to enter Britain? Deport the third world rapists, conmen and sex pests before Kanye sodding West.

@Docuzor @FabrizioRomano I said it all along, was always gonna happen 😴

@FabrizioRomano I mean this was how he left Benfica Are we surprised he’s pulling same stunt to leave Chelsea?

🚨👀 Enzo Fernández: “I always tell my wife Valu that if I have to choose a city to live in Europe, I really like Madrid”. “It's very similar to Buenos Aires, also because of the food”, told Luzu Tv. 🥘

@supercalifrag33 @SkyNews @EfcMunk Literally 🤣

@SkyNews @EfcMunk That's 19 that won't be invading a country.

BREAKING: A rubber boat carrying migrants has capsized off the Turkish holiday resort of Bodrum after a high-speed chase, killing 19 people, say officials. The vessel had ignored warnings to stop, says the Turkish coastguard. trib.al/pu88JOG 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

I’m not interested in offering the British people confetti and fireworks. It’s empty, it’s patronising. We are so far past easy solutions. Because what is necessary to fix our economy won’t be particularly pleasant. And actually, I think voters know that. Politicians underestimate the intelligence of the people. We don’t. Inflation isn’t just a fact of life. Food shops, tanks of fuel, pints, everything. It doesn’t always have to be more expensive. Political choices led us here, and they can also lead us out. To grasp inflation, to finally cut the cost of living, to make the country financially viable. None of that comes without pain. So if you’re expecting an easy ride, don’t vote for Restore Britain. You’re not going to get it. It will be a very bumpy road. Not everyone’s going to like it - a lot of very lazy people have got very comfortable living off productive Britain. That will end, and they will not like it. Restore Britain is a political party that is honest about what must lie ahead. There is no other way. Either this works, or it’s done. We are offering a way out. Because I refuse to leave a debt-ridden third world dump to my grandchildren. That’s why I’m doing this, that’s why Restore Britain exists. I hope you all feel the same way.

@sevenbarrows Good lad

Thank you for all your support last night. I am now having a day off. See you soon I hope.

@OGDAD__ @The_Forty_Four Absolutely class😂😂😂

@AzPorteous @The_Forty_Four Im laughing just thinking about it. Gonna give it a watch. 🤣 youtu.be/iLqjt2f0Pzc?si…

What is Liam Rosenior doing at Chelsea…?! He’s got one of his coaches wearing a sticker on his forehead saying “Always connected”😭😭😭

@OGDAD__ @The_Forty_Four Yeah Billy McCulloch 😂

@The_Forty_Four Is that the coach who dropped that joke years ago and the goalkeeper trying to catch the baby?

@dumbwaystodiei Is that Zack from JackAss?

@DannyAarons UK, PS5

Gonna upgrade someone’s team today 50,000 FC points on your account, just like this tweet to enter ✅ Reply with your console, country and a pic of your team to make it easier but not required

@ColeKnows_ Horrible, everything about him

Keane Barry wouldnt get a 180 if he played for a week straight the wonkey eyed nonce

@TheDunkCentral @AndrewMarchand Naaa no way, I rated Doris big time

BREAKING: ESPN is demoting Doris Burke, per @AndrewMarchand “ABC/ESPN has demoted Hall of Famer Doris Burke from its NBA Finals team and promoted longtime network commentator, Tim Leger, to its No. 1 team, sources briefed on the decision told The Athletic. Legler will pair with longtime lead play-by-player Mike Breen and Richard Jefferson on The Finals. (Via nytimes.com/athletic/65816… )

@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Baller, but forgot about him years ago to be fair…

Breaking: John Wall has announced he is retiring from basketball after 11 seasons in the NBA, per @ShamsCharania 👏5x NBA All-Star 👏All-NBA Third Team 👏NBA All-Defensive Second Team 👏NBA All-Rookie First Team 👏NBA Slam Dunk Contest champion 👏SEC Player of the Year What a career 🔥

@AtTheRaces @WindsorRaces What a joke.

Race 2 at @WindsorRaces is declared void after a false start. Master Zack reared up and still had the blindfold on leaving the stalls, but is okay after crashing through the rails.

@Stuebylicious lol

Nobody can play a better dumbass than her.

Head tattoo on Sunday, corrrr I’m nervous 😆😆