Bad Copy NZ

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Confronts. Was this translated from Dutch? Have these people not read fairy tales?

Ok.

Forks out, more like knives out with the dreaded taxpayers in the headline.

Lessees were told 4 years ago by the landowner that their lease was ending but think the Herald can drum up some sympathy - so they can continue to risk polluting the lake and stay more than the 183 days annually they are allowed to. Herald obliges with a Residents/Iwi headline

This isn’t a news story, 1 News #YourVote2020

Sometimes you have to accept the limitations of being a newspaper/a tweet. #tryhard

World leaders behave like these characters who are in the movie the Irishman a movie about the mafia

Big hat news.

Breaking, exclusive, revealed....Sonny Bill Williams changes his surname after meaning the PM. stuff.co.nz/national/polit…

For FUCK SAKE @nzherald you absolute toe rags! This woman was a victim of sex trafficking, she acted in self defence! Fuck you guys and your headline writers. You’re disgusting!

I understand using this as a crap story on your website but don’t promote it on Twitter - it’s news of what happened on what we’re already reading? If you’re going to click this story, you already follow HC, aye. Hub of shame.

This......is a news item?

Insurance maybe?

Once you leave NZ, you’re dead to us and we burn all photos of you. Totally a normal news story.

How write a news

“News hub can reveal” #themagiciansofbollocks

“Let's hope KFC does the right thing and deliver New Zealand-wide soon.”

I’m ‘sceptical’ about ‘skeptical’. #Decepticons

290 dead and this is the main story. Hopkins is a joke and the Herald is a joke for writing about her. Sorry not writing, just copying tweets to cobble together a story.

Passenger wears all her clothes to avoid baggage fee bit.ly/2IGnzfe