Jason Ballantine

It’s been 20 years, do you think Scottie at least has a hunch? #scottiedoesntknow

He must convince him to WHAT

I know that HOUSTON ENERGY didn’t come from the Texas power grid.

Buffalo chicken dip is the best when is it cooler than third degree burns but warmer than cold than cement.

@NVIDIAGeForce @ASUS #alonrtx just to replace my GTX970

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Shout out to the @Phillies and @kschwarb12 for retrieving Matt Olson's 50th home run ball 🫡

I don’t want to be filthy rich, just rich enough where I don’t feel concern over ordering food at a Disney restaurant.

@ajcwsbtraffic gas leak at Chamblee Tucker and Hood Ave. almost at the end of Peachtree Dekalb’s runway.

I am at the age where a Mountain Dew and pop tart for breakfast does more harm than good.

Packing underwear for a trip is weird - how many times do you plan on shitting yourself?

My new favorite thing is checking the ride wait times at @WaltDisneyWorld during spring break from the comforts of home.

Why am I getting targeted ads for 20 story cranes? I have been traveling all day - did I miss something?

The Venmo diagram of people who love #bucees and those that watch #yellowstone is just a circle.

@FortniteGame I can’t complete the quest to get the skin.

I love having to show my receipt after using the self checkout at #walmart - it’s like a performance review for a job I don’t want and I am over qualified for.

Driving my wife’s van, wearing a Metallica shirt I bought at Target listening to a playlist of pop songs covered by metal bands sums up my vibe right now.

@walmart where they make you feel like a criminal because they don’t employee enough cashiers.

The excitement is building @Yumbii

Just want to say “you’re welcome” to all the other homes in my @GeorgiaPower group - for insuring our average usage is way up. #itshotashell #whatdoyoukeepyourthermostaton #homelab