Mike Elias (2x Terrorist of the Year)

Not gonna lie…. Wasn’t expecting to have such an insane Terrorist of the Year race, but Harbaugh and Elias absolutely KILLED IT this year.

I love this.

@FowlBallTalk No clue how scouts figured out he can’t hit a changeup

Do you think the report is out on Colton Cowser? #ChangeUp

@kambrice1tv Kam….. I’m begging you, please.

The Baltimore Orioles have so many talented pitching prospects 🤩

@marylandgirlie Makes sense. If you’re using that you’ll forget the last 2 years even happened. And that everyone was saying the exact same thing, then too. Great post.

What he said

When did fetal alcohol syndrome become a fashion statement?

@FrolickingBob96 @ThirstRoundPick Poor fella…. He never stood a chance.

@BaltimoreTOY @ThirstRoundPick Calm down Jason, show this type of passion in getting a new job.

Why can Orioles prospects not produce like Griffin immediately?

@FrolickingBob96 @ThirstRoundPick Disagree with any Os fan who thinks the Orioles mismanaged prospects and you’re called JLC burner account… SOFT. See how this works daddy?

@BaltimoreTOY @ThirstRoundPick Disagree with any bills fan on Josh Allen and they block you. Soft.

@FlockCwood Or…. Holliday stays down

It’s gonna be jj unfortunately

@kambrice1tv Kam I think I speak for all of us when I say…. Please do everything you possibly can to not be an idiot. At this point, I’m actually rooting for you

Colton Cowser this season 4 hits (12 AB) 2 walks 4 runs 2 SO .817 OPS Cowser put in a lot of work this off-season to modify his approach, and he looks so comfortable at the plate so far this season

@Bird_watcher21 @PastTheEyeTest I need to see xwar, bwar, fwar, dwar and zwar before I’ll be swayed.

@BaltimoreTOY @PastTheEyeTest Look at his career war! You can’t replace it!

Colton Cowser has seen 645 changeups in his career He has swung at 304 of them He has 25 hits against them

@Bird_watcher21 @jcalvinmeyer At least the batters swung and missed on a couple of his pitches! The stuff+ material!!

@caseybnew Someone let @jcalvinmeyer know this. Oh wait… he’s leading the gaslight charge

We been saying but the beat writers have told us we’re overreacting

@mooformoore5 @MLBPipeline @FrederickKeys Naw I’m good, thanks.

Orioles fans, remember Joseph Dzierwa? You might want to start paying attention! The Orioles’ No. 12 prospect per @MLBPipeline made his professional debut for High-A Frederick last night. 6.0 IP | 1 H | 0 R | 1 BB | 9 K Also, it’s great to see the @FrederickKeys back in the Baltimore Orioles organization! #Birdland

@Bird_watcher21 @PastTheEyeTest How could you not be loyal to someone as productive as this!

@PastTheEyeTest Gallo 2.0

@Bird_watcher21 @PastTheEyeTest How dare you say this about our precious Moo Man!

@FrolickingBob96 @ThirstRoundPick Ooooof. Pot meet kettle.

@BaltimoreTOY @ThirstRoundPick Found that fat fuck Jason Lacanfora's alt account

@nittygritty410 Exactly what I’ve been saying.

To be fair, if we say "it's only been five games" when folks struggle, we shouldn't do victory laps after five games either lol

@OriolesMagic23 Hah because he’s terrible at it.

Mike Elias is known for trying to rejuvenate players careers. Why not take a chance on Giolito? Only 31 years old. Has proven himself in the league. Cmon Mike! #birdland

@__KerryLyn130 @OriolesStatist1 It couldn’t possibly be because it’s the exact same thing every season. “It’s only 5 games” turns into “it’s only April” turns into “It’s only July” turns into “well we ended the season playing pretty good, let’s keep that momentum for next year”. But hey, BIG SCOREBOARD!

@OriolesStatist1 Go read some of my replies. People are gd insufferable lol

No one likes when the team isn’t playing well, including myself, but holy shit the losers really expose themselves when they’re doing so. Good god 😂