@MrJerryOC @barstoolsports A true travesty, Jerry. I would let you take my place if I could.
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Barstool Muse
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Barstool Muse
@BarstoolMuse
The @BarstoolSports Universe, @StatMuse style 🚀 // NOT Affiliated with Barstool or StatMuse ❌ // Open to Requests 📭 // Viva La Stool 🏴☠️
The Pirate Ship Tham gia Kasım 2022
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How am I not on this @barstoolsports unofficial chart?
Barstool Analytics Department@Stool_analytics
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@Stool_analytics @StooliesClub @PMTStatsInfo @PmtStats @StoolBreakdown @SpacesStoolies @BarstoolReed @DOZENNETWORK @Stooliespicks Not bad to be on the “Top Unofficial Barstool Accounts” after a week of posting 🤝🏼
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Unc appreciation post:
- Oldest MVP (43) in SB history
- Anchored the group for 7 days
- Received his first compliment from Dave in 18 yrs
- Dished out assists (dressed Reed, brought back McDonald’s)
Back in LV next week for Max’s Bachelor Party. @DanteTheDon b2b MVPs inbound?
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@OhioTate Emerging as a legitimate MVP candidate.
Barstool Muse@BarstoolMuse
Tate’s recent numbers: - 5,389 miles travelled - 2 nights with @StoolMintzy at Widespread Panic - 1 @nickysmokess cracking investigation - 1 @SamGoldfinger_ buttplug negotiation - Passed 1 BILLION impressions - Didn’t get unfollowed by Ryan Day @OhioTate is coming into his own.
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I am home
From Widespread Panic with Mintzy to investigating if Smokes put meat on meat and detailing Goldfingers 🍑🔌 in Vegas
I am pleased to report that through it all, Ryan Day did NOT unfollow me (biggest fear on these trips)
This trip is over. Turn the notifications off
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Tate’s recent numbers:
- 5,389 miles travelled
- 2 nights with @StoolMintzy at Widespread Panic
- 1 @nickysmokess cracking investigation
- 1 @SamGoldfinger_ buttplug negotiation
- Passed 1 BILLION impressions
- Didn’t get unfollowed by Ryan Day
@OhioTate is coming into his own.
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Legendary week for the birthday boy @rone!!
Barstool Muse@BarstoolMuse
During his birthday week, @rone has put up: - 7 @barstoolspringb recap shows - 6 fish week videos - 1 NFL Draft Live Show - 1 EP released A timeless performance by a veteran of the game. Happy birthday to a Barstool Legend!
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@BarstoolMuse @Bc101089 @rone @barstoolspringb This is a legitimately funny concept. The person behind it should keep it up.
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During his birthday week, @rone has put up:
- 7 @barstoolspringb recap shows
- 6 fish week videos
- 1 NFL Draft Live Show
- 1 EP released
A timeless performance by a veteran of the game.
Happy birthday to a Barstool Legend!
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@bjbking51 @NjTank99 @rone @barstoolspringb Please note the following. Poor choice of words out of me to try and add detail. I’ll be better, bjbking51.
Barstool Muse@BarstoolMuse
Note: Rone did not celebrate the whole week as his birthday, rather I chose “birthday week” as a way to frame the timespan. Any slander directed towards him is misguided.
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@BarstoolMuse @NjTank99 @rone @barstoolspringb In his “birthday year” no less. Crazy to do your job under those circumstances
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Note: Rone did not celebrate the whole week as his birthday, rather I chose “birthday week” as a way to frame the timespan.
Any slander directed towards him is misguided.
Barstool Muse@BarstoolMuse
During his birthday week, @rone has put up: - 7 @barstoolspringb recap shows - 6 fish week videos - 1 NFL Draft Live Show - 1 EP released A timeless performance by a veteran of the game. Happy birthday to a Barstool Legend!
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@Jbc5152 @rone @barstoolspringb Note: Rone did not celebrate the whole week as his birthday, that is simply how I chose to frame the timespan.
He is not a 16 year old girl.
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Note: As per the Recap show, Nicky Smokes is the league leader at 0.30 “Meat on Meats” per day.
The initial reporting was not meant to disparage his numbers, as it seems no other males on the roster put meat on meat over the course of the week.
Barstool Muse@BarstoolMuse
Smokes’ Vegas Run has come to an end. Final Stats: - 0.30 “Meat to Meats” per day (2 kills, 6.5 days) - 0 times fucking the TortillaCon Huzz (TortillaCon fell thru, not on him) - Shared one of the names from the rumors - 0 STDs contracted (May change) Grade his performance A-F.
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@rone Glad to provide the “Meat to Meats” per day stat site
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And thank you to everyone who supported this week
7 recap shows
6 fish week videos
Draft live show
Hoopin
None of that is possible without ppl who support and watch and I am deeply grateful. This is my last piece of content I’ll push on you this week I promise.
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Today is my birthday. I put out a little music project, give it a listen.
It’s called the Crown, it’s streaming everywhere now.
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@OhioTate Dante The Don. Inevitable. MVP
Barstool Muse@BarstoolMuse
DJ Dante in Vegas: -1 lost wallet at the strip club - 1 DJ set (potentially more) - “The Scream Heard Around The World” - Did NOT piss his pants - Earned an invite to Max’s Bachelor Party - Is NOT gay The Lifeblood of the Operation.
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I polled 38 Barstool employees and the results were clear:
Dante The Don has been named your Spring Break MVP
Votes: Dante (30), Nicky Smokes (3), Oona (2), Payton (2), Rico (1)
At 43 years old, Dante is the oldest MVP in Spring Break history.
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@BarstoolMuse Jesus bro he didnt smash the other chick.
Girl was out in 8 minutes fully dressed with dry hair and rubbing the skin off her nose.
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Smokes’ Vegas Run has come to an end.
Final Stats:
- 0.30 “Meat to Meats” per day (2 kills, 6.5 days)
- 0 times fucking the TortillaCon Huzz (TortillaCon fell thru, not on him)
- Shared one of the names from the rumors
- 0 STDs contracted (May change)
Grade his performance A-F.
Barstool Spring Break@barstoolspringb
Nicky Smokes has called it a night and is going to bed
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Reed can’t believe it. Just another day at the stool
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Imagine saying this would end up being a duo when we first got to Vegas?
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What a video. Reed looks so sick and chill as fuck. And Dante is the GOAT @reedt4723 @DanteTheDon
Barstool Spring Break@barstoolspringb
Dante gets Reed ready for the night Dante School Of Etiquette coming soon @DanteTheDon @reedt4723
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