Harrison Beaver PhD

Overexposure: my chauffeur wears a Loro loafer

4. Rub and Tug Massage Parlors but with Latinas

3. Female rapists

Ideas: 1. Minimum IQ to be able to drive without AI assistance 2. Prediction market for how many bodies a girl will accumulate during her first year in New York Follow this thread for more updates

Blue Owl son or Thoma Bravo daughter?

@TigerOnTilt Which of these guys drops the n bomb the hardest?

Now my biased “Columbia Killers” pitchers list: 1. Jacob Faulkner (don’t wanna talk about it) 2. Cole Zaffiro ‘24 (untouchable when locked in) 3. Chris Clark ‘23 (best stuff we ever saw) 4. Colton Shaw (better than JO.) 5. Tom Chimielewski ‘23 (best non-Lion lefty of my time)

@Yankees @StarrCompanies If the Yankees lose tonight I’m making myself jerk off to black porn. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Max takes the mound in Texas. #RepBX

@barstoolsports It was against Cornell so not a D1 game

HERSTORY – Brown University's Olivia Pichardo Became The First Woman to Ever Pitch (And Record an Out) in a D1 Baseball Game s.barstool.link/c/article-3568…

@TheMetsX “Give us Anthony Volpe” we will do that for free

Sure, give us Anthony Volpe Carlos Lagrange Dax Kilby Spencer Jones Luis Gil I’ll make that move

Mega nerds have stolen the word cracked from slightly less cracked more socially well-adjusted nerds.

@SuckNfuckDupont @Peterson_IsKing Home run rate would be a great tie breaker… OPS??

@BatesMaster9 @Peterson_IsKing That’s a great question. Are you looking for just batting average, or do you also value somebody who hit hoemruns off them?

How to build a great MLB roster C - Puerto Rican/White (gritty) 1B - white (big) 2B - Latino/black SS - Latino/black 3B - white LF - Latino CF - black (shifty) RF - Latino DH - Latino (big) Bench - white (gritty) two Latinos, black (shifty) SP1 - white SP2 - Asian SP3 - Asian SP4 - white SP5 - Latino CL - Latino Rest of bullpen - 3 white guys (one with big beard) 1 Latino 1 black Manager - old southern white guy GM - Jewish Owner - Jewish

@OptimusTechAI Those are the biggest tits I’ve seen since Angela White

This game from India is everywhere right now 😳😳😳

April 24th, 2026 - Just shaved my balls. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

@odogwu82 Tfw ur act is sub 30 so yurk gives u a call

Be brave against the enemy.

@TigerOnTilt 100% it’s been a far fall from grace

@BatesMaster9 Wow. I’d say I’m surprised but I’m not. Gotta feel for the guy

My biased All-Ivy “Columbia Killers” list 1. Wyatt Henseler (steroid era) 2. Scott Bandura ‘23 (unreal almost 1a/1b) 3. Matt Scannell (Re2pect) 4. Cole Palis ‘23 (sneaky) 5. Max Jensen (I think?) HM below Lions lmk if I’m missing any. Thx💪 Would love to hear others.

@DmacTheChamp Wish Wyatt Hensler was still around to be on the #handsometeam!

I took “Hard R” out of my profile. It’s time to grow up niggas.

Getting kirkumsized today to honor the legend #weare #snip

@MikeLob80085 Yurkow refuses to take my calls

Parlay of the day: +350 John Cerwinski hits 100 at the Bank and wins his bet with Cole Mcgonigal -110 John O 2.5 strikeouts +175 Phillies sign John after stellar outing -650 John Yurkow talks about how he hit a home run at the Bank but fails to mention it was inside the park