Beetrootrabbit

12 hour flight from Munich to Tokyo. It’s 9am here. It’s midnight at home. I’m that tired I don’t know my own name, but let’s try the Japanese rail system out

In Munich airport, pulled out a ‘guten tag’ to somebody and then had to stand and nod for 5 mins. The German GCSE didn’t hold up

@DangerFourpence @wav3wave @WideyMcKnacker 😂😂 I just want to be a yellow coat

@Beetrootrabbit @wav3wave @WideyMcKnacker This feels all the more harsh because one of my resolutions for 2026 is to refrain from suggesting you look like Su Pollard.

Err, happy new year to all the weirdos that live in my phone and make my days a tad more enjoyable I guess. You're all beautiful people and deserve a very pleasant 2026.

@poniesandsodies The UK citizenship test is easy it’s being acknowledged as a local in Kirkburton that’s difficult. I moved to Skelmanthorpe when I was 5. I was always a ‘commer inner’

i passed my citizenship test!

The question could be asked why the fuck are we both at Carlisle station at 8.40 on a Saturday morning

An addition to my irregular series ‘political people in train stations’ I now give you Alastair Campbell in Carlisle Station

Michael Portillo is at Oxford Rd train station.I will bet it’s in his top 10 worst train stations ever

@mikeinmcr I went to see it last night. It was brilliant. The whole Kit-Kat club thing really enhanced the experience!

@Beetrootrabbit One of the best things I’ve seen in the theatre (Salford, not London though) and always try and see something new if possible but it was so brilliant I want to see it again. I can’t imagine it’d be anything less than great with the KitKat Club set up for it

Has anybody seen Cabaret in London and is it worth it?

@DangerFourpence Again….

Left for work IN THE DARK this morning, like a milkman or a common strangler.

@mikeinmcr You might have convinced me

@mikeinmcr I’m going to London next week, I’ve fancied it for a while.

@Beetrootrabbit Currently top of my London list for our next trip down

@DangerFourpence these are meant to be anonymous 🙄

@idlewildgirl Gonna run and buy a load of stuff I don’t need at 9am

I’m unreasonably excited for my Home Bargains to open this weekend it’s been closed for so long I have so many things to buy

@masaud_shah I really like it . And Tartuffe

Visit Sidebar on quay street , a quality drinking establishment

Saw quite a bold claim in Sale today

@DangerFourpence Your 2 favourite hobbies gone, just like that

Read and enjoyed this book while I’ve been away but by god it’s put me off whaling and whoring for life.

Sat on a balcony in Tenerife listening to the various different lounge singers from the different bars. The loudest is the Margarita Prachatanesque lady singing ‘Englishman in New York’

@simonbinns Because Manchester needs another pizza place….

Everyone in Manchester losing their heads over a London pizza brand that’s just been bought by a German pizza brand via the fund that spun out Gail’s nationwide. Fair play to them but it’s just another chain now. Manchester has much better.