*KUNTA OF THE ENDLESS*

Biggest flex on this app They is literally nothing u can use to attack or insult me If I tell u the truth finish best u can do is 1 run away and block me 2 cry and block me 3 we go bants for bants na u go still block me 😂😂

- On one hand… “Men can’t be friends with us without wanting to sleep with us” On another… “We prefer Male friends to Female friends” - On one hand… “Male bosses want to get in our pants before promoting us” On another… “We prefer Male bosses to Female bosses” - Discuss

on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza...12 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it. This year I celebrated my 38th birthday. I feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I've grown into a completely new man...one that i'm proud of. check this out... 26: I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool and when I finally got sober, felt 10 years older, but fuck it, it was something to do 38: i love myself more than ever, no longer do shit that harms my body to try to get people to like me 26: I'm living out in LA, I drive a sports car just to prove I'm a real big baller 'cause I made a million dollars and I spend it on girls and shoes 38: donated massive jordan collection, drive 4runner, don't need to prove anything to anyone other than God, love myself. If i buy myself something nice, it's because i love myself and i deserve it, not because i'm trying to prove to others i'm good enough. 26: But you don't wanna be high like me Never really knowing why like me You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and be all alone 38: not even close to alone. spent a decade creating a community of the most loving high powered friends in the world. massive investment into relationship with my mom and sister... best it's ever been. relationship with God is on a whole new level. 26: You don't wanna ride the bus like this Never knowing who to trust like this You don't wanna be stuck up on that stage singing All I know are sad songs, sad songs 38: i am the happiest i have ever been in my life and have sustained faith love and joy mindset for over a year and am not going back. 26: I'm just a singer who already blew his shot I get along with old timers 'Cause my name's a reminder of a pop song people forgot 38: walked across america, climbed everest, became inspiring to myself first, as a byproduct became inspiring to others. 26: And I can't keep a girl, no 'Cause as soon as the sun comes up I cut 'em all loose and work's my excuse But the truth is I can't open up 38: overcame my fear of intimacy and old avoidant patterns, face deep pain of last relationship's ending head on, recognized what patterns i was acting out that no longer served me, recognized how much having a wife and family would actually mean to me, hired best coaches and therapists i could find, did what they said, now in most beautiful relationship i've ever been in. 26: All I know are sad songs, sad songs 38:  i know sadness and pain very well, i also know how i overcame/overcome it. it is my duty to teach others to do the same. I know sad songs, but i also know redemptions songs, songs of freedom, songs of faith, and songs of devotion i love you. If you're going through shit right now, keep going, you have no idea how good your life may be in 10+ years. in gratitude, mp

This is a once respected man 🫢 Who most people wait for his motivational quote every morning to help kick start their day But now ?? Obi Susanna got me 😂 What got you ?

Men are good people, that’s why I’ll forever be male centered. A man saved me today and didn't even take my number. Let me tell you about it. I was on my way to work when my car stopped at a filling station because I wanted to “top up”. Dead battery. My alternator(I don’t even know if I spelt that right 😂 it’s the first time I’m hearing that word) wasn't charging it. I just stood there on the road because honestly, asking for help is hard for me. I wasn't even flagging anyone down. I was just... standing there. A man pulled up. Asked what was wrong. When I told him, he immediately wanted to jump start my car with his battery , but he didn't have the right tools. Neither did I. So this man walked to the filling station and went from person to person, one by one, asking if anyone had a spanner. Found one. Came back. Fixed it. I thanked him and drove off. Five minutes later my car's security system shut it down. Again. I wanted to cry. While I was standing there again, two men from Ondo State that came for a program happening at stadium today in Enugu stopped and tried to help, asking around, looking for solutions. And then, that same man from the filling station drove past. Saw my car. And stopped. Again.!! I felt like a Damsel in Distress 😂 I hated it. He was late, Clearly late. But he didn't leave. Instead he came up with the most creative solution, he put my battery in his car so his alternator could charge it, put his battery in mine so I could move, and then drove beside me for thirty-five minutes all the way to my workplace. Thirty. Five. Minutes. And the Coolest of it all?? When everything was sorted, you know what he did? He just left. No number. Didn't ask for mine either. Just got in his car and drove away like he hadn't just spent his entire morning rescuing a complete stranger. Again, Men are good people. I saw it today with my own eyes. 🤍

lol these guys played too much HALO

@OliverWisdom22 @NightSkyToday 🤣🤣🤣

@NightSkyToday Make una no make God sha, Use anger end this world. I never buy my own benz oo😉

NEWS🚨: Japan plans to build a solar ring around the Moon that will supply energy to Earth forever.

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This picture has been online for at least 5 years now, but you'd be surprised nothing has been done about this hostel at UNN.

@demola_mavxx Or have 5 bars huh

What if all the lower rated accounts that give us a tough time are just a pro player with a free account?🌚

@SMenot20670 @Msjoanneeee WOMEN

@Msjoanneeee You have a point but it’s honestly a cycle that’ll never stop basically because of how the former fat people seee how good people treat them now that they’re skinny

When people lose weight and all of a sudden become fatphobic, it only proves they're were self loathing bitches with a goal

"people" "bitches"

Typical Nigerian behavior If u don’t help them now they will say u are wicked 💀💀

Thinking about the guy who broke up with Winona Ryder because she had BIG TITS and she wanted to FUCK ALL THE TIME…

> Aubrey Plaza’s husband Jeff Baena died in January > She is now expecting her child from another man in April > So she must’ve gotten pregnant in July. > She didn’t even wait 6 months before getting a new partner and getting pregnant by him This is what modern relationships are like. Before, women used to wait a lifetime for their husbands. She should’ve at least waited a few years.

Nigerians actually need to call out Dangote. This has nothing to do with the ongoing middle east war. PMS price in Nigeria compared to other countries has astronomically increased. The percentage increase is unexplainable. He is getting more cargoes from NNPC this month. What exactly is the issue ?

BREAKING🚨: The CIA just revealed its game-changing secret weapon: “Ghost Murmur” — an AI-powered tool that can detect a human heartbeat from MILES away. It was used for the first time in the field to locate and rescue the downed U.S. airman stranded in Iran, according to the New York Post. Using long-range quantum magnetometry, it locks onto the electromagnetic fingerprint of a heartbeat and pairs it with AI to cut through all background noise. “If your heart is beating… we will find you.” Mind-blowing tech. 🇺🇸

I am deeply in love with Jos ❤️ In this sacred land, you can stand in one spot and nature unfolds her greatest masterpiece. Waterside whispering, valleys singing, skies painting perfection. That’s why we keep fighting fiercely, however way we can to defend our precious Plateau from the evil seeking to destroy her. Plateau State is not just blessed… she is divine. 💫🙌🏽

men that love titties are usually better lovers, very sweet and kind hearted lover boys. men that love ass are usually lustful, disrespectful, sexual deviants. yes I’m biased and yes this my sociological observation. no I don’t make the rules.

Why are all these media outlets still giving him a platform? Why?

Politicians no longer hold debates trying to convince Nigerians on why they are fit for the job . The just contest , share rice , get in office and loot away our money and resources. Isn’t that sad enough ?? #APCMUSTGO