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ITF.mast(3編) / 競プロ引退状態(AtCoder(アルゴ水, マラソン緑) / JOI'21本選) / 未登録セキスペ / FCC Amateur Extra(AK6IS) / 3アマ(JL1BBY) / 山登り / スキー / 写真(SONY α)

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信号無視の車に突っ込まれた
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フリフリの日傘←ありがとう
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ゆきこず
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今日は風呂の栓を締め忘れた……
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Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta·
NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices. And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works. Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse. This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster. The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit. Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.
Polymarket@Polymarket

JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.

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Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.
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ダーツ投げすぎて膝痛い
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TX秋葉なのに座れなくて……
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Bフラ!(暫定)
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@XiroGA3 実はいま秋葉原いるので、都合つけば……
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電車間に合った
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やっべ風呂沸かしてるの忘れて1時間くらいお湯出しっぱにしてしまった…… ガス代……
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森川@Rnmrkw_cpk·
い・ろ・は・すに「・き」って書き足すかぐやはいます 見ました 本当なんです
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春の訪れ
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以前忘れ物防止タグを検討したときはFindHubが存在せずAppleユーザを本気で羨ましがったが、いい時代になったもんだ
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