Block Monkies

@cb_doge Uranus.

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?

My cousin’s side-hustle as an @Uber driver. twitter.com/TansuYegen/sta…

I smoke weed pretty much daily I’m also a mechanical engineer and became VP of a large international company by 30 Stoner doesn’t always mean lazy

What's your favorite cereal? I go first 👇

@OTerrifying This footage is clearly shown in reverse. Why is that moose walking backwards? Nobody knows.

@shahh They don't leave the toilet seat up.

100ETH to whoever can tell me the best lie about NFTs

@davidhenrynobo1 Should have used @budlight.

Coke and Mentos, on this day of the “declaration of interdependence” . . 🇺🇸

Let's do a little giveaway. 🍝💀 Two lucky souls will get an edition each: 1. Hell of a Dish 1/85 2. Whack a Soul 1/65 This is for folks who don't hold these. Retweet, like, post gifs and have fun. I'll announce the winners in a couple of days.

@shahh I’m an orphan.

Respond in 3 words

@Aaron_____Davis @LinusTech Actually, you don’t. photopea.com

@LinusTech I'm going to need to reinstall Photoshop for this one.

do your worst

@NoContextHumans I took a screenshot.

@shahh Pardon, nature calls. *Then climb out of restaurant bathroom window for the escape.*

Respond to her in 3 words

@OTerrifying The crab is the “pizza delivery guy”. It’s a low budget porno. Cue the 70s music.

@MichaelRStrain I thought bots were getting more sophisticated. Even the name Strain is a little on the nose.

@Carl_m101 Kidney stone with foreshortening perspective.

Gm friends ❤️ New week, new fruit again. Know what this is?

@elonmusk Just imagine how bloated it would be with porn features?

Sorry this app takes up so much space

@InternetH0F Pen and paper.

@cctvidiots If that guy doesn't have a HOLD MY BEER bumper sticker, he needs one. Also, a car I suppose.

This guy is a legend with beer 🙌

@billyrestey For that authentic feel.

started 21 years ago with a "legit" copy of photoshop. what software did you start with?

@billyrestey @Ayhancebe God help you if one of the floppies became corrupt. Also, there were ZIP Drives.

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