Andy Jacovou

@McGregorRousey In the words of my 7 yeat old. "Hulk isn't going to smash any more "

@robjupp BBQ and an ice cold Mythos...heaven mate! Looks amazing.

@elonmusk you crazy motherf@cking genius. This is a game changer. Cannot recommend a @Tesla enough. Next level!

@MortgageMikeN2 @btsportufc @HayleyOreilly12 I literally cannot wait! It's like being a kid on Christmas eve all over again.

@btsportufc @HayleyOreilly12 @BridgingAndy I’m a little bit excited!

Legend spoke of an island where only the strongest survive... ☠️🏝 #UFCFightIsland

@Mesa_Financial Did they also tell you it will be worth £3m when finished?

Great new enquiry just come in. ‘Hi I want to borrow £510,000. Plus £140,000 for a refurb’ Me - ‘Ok, are you buying a property ? If so how much is purchase price ? ‘ ‘Purchase price is £510,000’. Me - ‘I also like to fly unicorns ‘

@Garethlewis25 Tell you what I'm not gonna miss, that tash of yours...that's assuming you get rid of it post lockdown.

@Continuum_Craig This was me when my little one stopped watching Peppa Pig. God I hated that spoilt, father abusing little shite...the pig not my daughter.

The joy of the kids no longer wanting to watch a programme you despise! #ryyyyaaaannnnn

@Continuum_Craig I second that.

@Continuum_Craig Was it your landlady checking you were legal?

I will never get tired of getting ID’d at the ripe age of 34!

@Continuum_Craig The fact you have had cocopops is a win as far as I am concerned. You need to focus on the positive mate.

My day so far? Eating cocopops from a mug as all my bowls are in the dishwasher! 🤦🏻‍♂️

@paycolin @robjupp Just keep the music down or you'll wake the Neighbours.

@BridgingAndy @robjupp You'll be 'spinning around' after this sumptuous red!

@Property_Funder Ha. Honestly. Never watched it...little one is too busy watching YouTube 😂

@BridgingAndy Lol. Mental! But then if you’ve ever watched gogglebox...not that different I guess!

Does anyone else with kids think it’s weird that an adult would have a YouTube channel which shows videos of that adult playing with kids’ toys?

This folks is exactly why there are movements like BLM. Backward racist pricks like this guy can become an officer of the law. The sad thing is it only takes a few idiots like this to tarnish an entire police force who are out there risking their lives to keep people safe.

@richardjdeacon what on earth are you doing here you deviant? 😂 pretty sure we were both smashed at this point.

@robjupp Wonder who he learnt it from Juppy ?

@robjupp A wise man once told me you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate 😉

@robdgill Chris Rock is amazing. Saw him live.

Great point, hilariously made 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Yeah, thanks sis. Love you too 😂