Bruce Elgin 🇺🇦

@unlearn16tweet This whole thing is so insane, it took me a minute to get the coral/seashell joke!

Call me Webster.

@unlearn16tweet I think it's time for a lecture on different styles of pizza. The research would be fun!

Chicago? I need your pizza for my mom, please.

@TheresaLubowitz I was supposed to leave Rise in Integrity….but that was not something I was going to do. I stuffed that little guy in a dry bag we had in our survival kit and hooked the bag onto my pressure suit.

@FurkanGozukara I like your posts and analysis, but please stop saying everything is an Absolute Bombshell. It's getting very overused and it ends up diluting the impact of the biggest news.

Absolute bombshell on CNN. The Justice Department is desperately trying to protect fired AG Pam Bondi from testifying about the Epstein files. They claim her subpoena is invalid because she was fired. The Trump administration coverup is completely unraveling in real time.

@unlearn16tweet Gen X to Gen X, teacher to teacher...you are awesome!

Sarcasm 101

@dieworkwear I'm of Scottish descent. Do you have any thoughts on kilts?

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

@HQNewsNow Evil. It's pure evil.

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following: $510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research $82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated) $61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated) $240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated) $659 million - Community building grants $47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated) $449 million - Economic development grants for communities $1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA) $993 million - Scientific research and technology standards $150 million - Support for American exports and trade $2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs $8.5 billion - Funding for public schools $1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated) $2.7 billion - College access and higher education support $15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects $1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated) $1.1 billion - Scientific research funding $386 million - Environmental cleanup programs $150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research $4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated) $768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance $819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children $775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated) $5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention $5 billion - Medical research (NIH) $129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research $356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response $1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants $707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure $52 million - Airport and transportation security $40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats $53 million - Funding for homeland security operations $3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated) $1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated) $393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness $529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated) $489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities $50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated) $60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws $58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated) $45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated) $1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety $20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated) $1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated) $395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated) $234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs $101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws $46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad $2 billion - International humanitarian aid $1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated) $4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs $2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships $642 million - International economic and treasury programs $315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad $486 million - Grants for public transit projects $4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure $372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities $145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure $204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities $1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement $100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated) $1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection $2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds $90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated) $3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research $297 million - NASA technology innovation programs $1.1 billion - International Space Station operations $143 million - STEM education programs $309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs $170 million - Small Business Administration operations $158 million - Loans for small businesses

Jimmy Kimmel on No Kings.👏 He’s the man! 🎯

@YourAnonNews Did he forget to shorten his mustache?

Who’s gonna tell him

MAGA GOP escalate. Democrats organize. MAGA GOP intimidate. Democrats mobilize. MAGA GOP divide. Democrats show up united. On Saturday, March 28, 2026, there will be over 3,000 rallies across America. Show up at one and let Trump and his minions know America has #NoKings! #NoKings2026 #DemsUnited

@NACHOS2D_ So bad. So terribly, awfully bad.

Hollywood got cooked. AI Seedance 2.0 just dropped a Hancock vs Homelander in a matter of days $1,000,000-level quality.

@donwinslow Nothing is sacred to these parasites. They think everything is there for them to take and use up and destroy.

I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this. I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this. I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this. I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this. I am sorry Tom Petty. You don't deserve this.

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

@WhiteHouse What is wrong with you people? Human beings are dying. Children are dying. And you pretend it's a video game.

UNDEFEATED.

@unlearn16tweet Sweet Potato! Definitely the sweet potato.

March Break 101.

@mohammedIhysse So many of us see you and care about your welfare and your future.

My wife Yara and I were talking about everything we have gone through during the war in Gaza—how we survived death more than once, and how we were displaced from place to place, from one tent to another. Yara said to me sadly, “The world sees us as if we do not deserve life… no one sees us.” I tried to convince her that there are many people around the world who care about us, who stand with us and pray for us 🙏 So I wrote this tweet… so my wife can see how many people are still with us, and how many hearts still care about us. If you see this and care about us, please leave a 🍉 or 🇵🇸 or even just a dot (.) Maybe a small comment from you can bring hope and strength back to my wife’s heart.

@DianeMcKenna22 @HQNewsNow I'm sure he will have inherited some terrible bone spurs.

@HQNewsNow And Barron is signing up first.

Karoline Leavitt says Trump may bring back the draft for Iran war

@LePapillonBlu2 We have a Congress that is controlled by the GOP. That's why there is no action on anything.

Do we still have a Congress?? Why is everyone just watching the world burn?

JUST TO BE CLEAR, AMERICA IS MASSIVELY UNDER-REACTING TO A SITTING US SENATOR BREAKING THE ARM OF A MARINE SPEAKING OUT AGAINST TRUMP'S ILLEGAL IRAN WAR.....🤬

@SenFettermanPA We should never have started this war, you buffoon. None of us are safer because of this war.

Why can’t we all agree that destroying an Iranian drone carrier aimed at Americans, Israelis and Muslims makes the region and world more safe and secure?