RUBY. !!!

[ #PARODYTWT , #STEVENUNIVERSE , #SUTWT ]

@str4wberrybooks MORNING, SOLDIER.🫡 // doc PLEASE leave her alone

good morning,,

// this is what doc is doing with rejuvenated navy offscreen btw

My scouts are all MORONS

@redlens Three people gave this a yeah.

horse

@redlens Don't laugh at me, I'M TERRIFIED.

@CAPTAlNRuby LMFAOOO

I'm reading your tweet in an evil voice and it’s making this scary.

// this is how i talk about my "low spice tolerance" doc hc on here,,, usually its for all rubies but the parodytwt verse is special

@gaylapis YES, MA'AM.🫡

@CAPTAlNRuby im THE lapis lazuli

im mold

@Y0URW0RSTFR1END @rabidruby // its okay lets say she saw a video of it on twitter or smth...

@CAPTAlNRuby @rabidruby its this big metal thing you go in for transport i think. // im just basing this off of that one scene in the movie where they go on the train to get amethysts memories back (although i just had a realisation that my spinel never experienced that so uhh....)

Horse...

@Y0URW0RSTFR1END @rabidruby What's a train. // my country sucks IVE NEVER SEEN A HORSE THROUGH THE WINDOWWW

@CAPTAlNRuby @rabidruby go on a train and youll see hundreds of them.

@rabidruby @Y0URW0RSTFR1END They're on Earth! It can't be hard.

@CAPTAlNRuby @Y0URW0RSTFR1END WE CAN????

@rabidruby @Y0URW0RSTFR1END We can get horses.

@rabidruby @Y0URW0RSTFR1END Ruby. WE COULD DO THAT.

@redlens @CAPTAlNRuby

@CAPTAlNRuby @rabidruby

@CAPTAlNRuby :0

@Y0URW0RSTFR1END @CAPTAlNRuby

@Y0URW0RSTFR1END It's not a joke. HORSES ARE THE SUPERIOR EARTHLINGS.

@CAPTAlNRuby youre right. i dont get it. wheres the joke here exactly?

rubies are so stupid theyre sending gifs of horses at each other.

Tried bringing Ruby to that "Barn" earlier, to help with the memory scandal. But apparently, the new constructions meant the BARN WASN'T THERE. IT WASN'T THERE SO IT MEANT NOTHING!